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We will be a little short of puns for the next week

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I did find him amusing in the old days (Start of last year), but then he was just plain rude towards me & others.

 

I think he just lingers around the "New Members" section and says "I'm the guy to know about town, or in this case, forum.........:rolleyes:"

 

And that somehow wins new members over.

 

this. He "collects" new members every year.....then they vote him for funniest user and some days afterwards they realise that they were wrong, etc, etc...

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It was basically the same as your "HA! A GOOD ONE FROM MARK!". That's what I meant by amusing.

 

I dont think thats the same, I meant that as in "A good one from MARK?!" as in- I'd read so many (Maybe hundreds over the years) shit jokes of his that maybe 2 or 3 were actually good, and they were probably an accident. Its unfathomable.

 

At no point did I ever feel he made a consistent string of even decent jokes, or even two in a row, that didnt make me want to puke my organs. So to say anyone finds him amusing at a certain point, just makes no sense to me.

this. He "collects" new members every year.....then they vote him for funniest user and some days afterwards they realise that they were wrong, etc, etc...

 

Ah yes haha, I do remember when you turned on him. Good times. :nice:

howyousawtheworld is simple and nice. Another name is Peter.

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I dont think thats the same, I meant that as in "A good one from MARK?!" as in- I'd read so many (Maybe hundreds over the years) shit jokes of his that maybe 2 or 3 were actually good, and they were probably an accident. Its unfathomable.

 

At no point did I ever feel he made a consistent string of even decent jokes, or even two in a row, that didnt make me want to puke my organs. So to say anyone finds him amusing at a certain point, just makes no sense to me.

 

Ah I see what you mean. Well, I think I was one of his "New Members" that he picked up (He's pretty much the Coldplaying Pimp). At 1st, I was mainly being polite when I replied to his "You're scottish. I will mention something scottish, in every reply to you then" posts. After a while of that, I just lost it, and went CRAZY! I snapped.

I admit:

 

It has happened to myself:disappointed:

 

It didnt last long. He was a real suck up to you, because youre a nice girl I dont think you really could tell him to fuck off so you played along up until a point.

 

Suddenly I see how he traps the newbies though, just thinking of that example.

you are right I think.....haha and now I remember how he used to tell me what I should tell you...because he didn't have the balls I guess.....

Ah I see what you mean. Well, I think I was one of his "New Members" that he picked up (He's pretty much the Coldplaying Pimp). At 1st, I was mainly being polite when I replied to his "You're scottish. I will mention something scottish, in every reply to you then" posts. After a while of that, I just lost it, and went CRAZY! I snapped.

 

hahah so right. With me it wasn't "You're scottish", but "You're from a Kaff" (a small village in Germany)

"You've been Mark*d" bahahaha I find that pretty funny

 

no

 

punny

 

or: you've been squared:waffle:

howyousawtheworld is simple and nice. Another name is Peter.

 

I didn't say it wasn't nice; it's a nice username. :)

 

I think I like Peter much better. :wacky:

mwha I'd loved to take part in that game, but I have to behave....

 

well, I think there is no problem in creating a thread called:

you've been squared:waffle:

 

:thinking:

you are right I think.....haha and now I remember how he used to tell me what I should tell you...because he didn't have the balls I guess.....

 

Haha! I used to feel like that's what was going on, I felt the arguments that we had, even though they weren't that heated, had a lot to do with difference of opinion on Mark. I do remember in every conversation with you he'd tediously go back to The Kaff in any way that he could, like it was a way of attaining a bond. Its pretty clear now.

 

Yeah Id like to know how many people have been Mark'd, or Squared. Who knows it might've happened to me if he was a member before me, probably constantly would have referred to Ireland and anything he knows about the place.

He'll no doubt report the "Mark*d" thread if I make it. OH NO! He can't, he's away! (I know he could when he's back, but I don't want to spoil the magic for myself)

 

He reported a silly game thread I made teh other day, saying it was "offensive". Really wasn't.

 

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=65327

 

not offensive, inciting I think, I don't remember... but maybe you shouldn't make more threads about him, even if it's funny, he will come back and he will report every post and we all will have the same fights over and over again :(

not offensive, inciting I think, I don't remember... but maybe you shouldn't make more threads about him, even if it's funny, he will come back and he will report every post and we all will have the same fights over and over again

 

On the other hand, Mark is the one who's been suspended, seemingly for whining too much. I know if I was a mod and had to read a complaint about how 'Fill in the Gaps' is apparently offensive, I'd think he's full of crap.

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Yeah, I don't really want to make more work for any forum people like yourself. Just block him permanently, then the majority will be happy LOLZIO

Haha! I used to feel like that's what was going on, I felt the arguments that we had, even though they weren't that heated, had a lot to do with difference of opinion on Mark. I do remember in every conversation with you he'd tediously go back to The Kaff in any way that he could, like it was a way of attaining a bond. Its pretty clear now.

 

Yeah Id like to know how many people have been Mark'd, or Squared. Who knows it might've happened to me if he was a member before me, probably constantly would have referred to Ireland and anything he knows about the place.

 

exactly....it was quite stupid actually, because I had never really talked to you before but had an argument with you for reasons I didn't have anything to do with....all I knew about you was: Reilly is the most evil person in this big big world:o

Lore, you've earned yourself 100,000 points. :)

On the other hand, Mark is the one who's been suspended, seemingly for whining too much. I know if I was a mod and had to read a complaint about how 'Fill in the Gaps' is apparently offensive, I'd think he's full of crap.

 

probably the 80% of the mods job is about fights involving Mark... the other 20% are spambots.

 

 

Yeah, I don't really want to make more work for any forum people like yourself. Just block him permanently, then the majority will be happy LOLZIO

 

hahahaha

 

Lore, you've earned yourself 100,000 points. :)

 

ermm thanks.. I guess :P

80% of Mod chat is about him?! Cheerist.

 

I guess he makes the place interesting, but Im kinda sick of it. Its not a good kind of interesting anymore, its just squabbling, like what Im doing now.

 

exactly....it was quite stupid actually, because I had never really talked to you before but had an argument with you for reasons I didn't have anything to do with....all I knew about you was: Reilly is the most evil person in this big big world:o

 

Yep, you were definately not the only new person to have that opinion, I felt quite a few new people who Mark befriended didnt really want to acknowledge me. He can be impressionable.

Is his account disabled or did he do it himself. There is a note in the siggy about when he can come back. I do not remember seeing that posted on Nathan's when he was suspended?

Is his account disabled or did he do it himself. There is a note in the siggy about when he can come back. I do not remember seeing that posted on Nathan's when he was suspended?

 

Ian did it

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