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We will be a little short of puns for the next week

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Yeah, but you all are now doing the very thing he does, and since it's not just one person, it's just like, "GAHHHHH!"

 

 

Yes, but my very 1st post is a piss-take. I really do hate his puns. These aren't his though :P

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What makes all of your puns any different than his? Puns are puns. They're all the same.

Is this serious? :sad: Aw :disappointed:

Awful man? This is an internet forum Glossal!

Is this serious? :sad: Aw :disappointed:

 

I don't think it was meant to be, no. :P

I miss him already :bigcry: ^oh :wacko:

Wait, you meant about Mark's suspension. That's serious.

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Awful man? This is an internet forum Glossal!

 

Yes, I know it's an internet forum. And please, call me Jean.

What happened?!??! :bigcry:

 

He got his account disabled :dozey: *thanks God* :dance:

He got his account disabled :dozey: *thanks God* :dance:

 

I thought you two were teammates? Or is that a thing of the past?

 

Or do you just go with the flow and just say he deserves it?

Uh-oh, here we go again.

Yes, I know it's an internet forum. And please, call me Jean.

 

May I call you Jean Alesi?

 

 

I know your real names Keith. :inquisitive:

I thought you two were teammates? Or is that a thing of the past?

 

 

yeah, I thought he was alright the first day I met him or so, then he got annoying.. VERY annoying

so yeah..

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May I call you Jean Alesi?

 

 

I know your real names Keith. :inquisitive:

 

I googled him. I don't trust his face.

 

And of course, I'm bloody Keith. Out of interest, what is your actual name? I'm Keith (Nickname = James)

What doesnt make any sense is that the Funniest Poster officially on Coldplaying has been suspended, and, nobody seems to care.

 

For me, personally, comedy on a message board is the most important thing, and yet nobody cares? Id like to know what happened but Im not mad about it or anything, just curious.

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I kind of agree, but I'm still pretty shocked he even won it. People can say "Oh, well he got the most votes", but in terms of actual humor, he's not even near the top.

 

Not an opinion this, it's a genuine fact.

 

I guess most regular posters, don't really care for his words.

Ive probably read thousands of the guys posts, and hes made me genuinely laugh, maybe a few times (Of course I cant remember the actual jokes but I do remember thinking a few times "Ha! That was actually a good one! From Mark! WTF?!"). Considering that he tries really hard to be funny in every single post, thats a terrible ratio.

 

And about 99% of his posts make me cringe in how awfully unfunny they are. I really dont get it, hes won it a few times as well.

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I did find him amusing in the old days (Start of last year), but then he was just plain rude towards me & others.

 

I think he just lingers around the "New Members" section and says "I'm the guy to know about town, or in this case, forum.........:rolleyes:"

 

And that somehow wins new members over.

Thats weird, Ive never found him amusing at all, like I said, his comedy is cringe-worthy, tedious and embarassing.

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It was basically the same as your "HA! A GOOD ONE FROM MARK!". That's what I meant by amusing.

 

I'd like to make an official statement. Back then, I was foolish, and I didn't know what I was doing, and I regret laughing in my head, at anything he may have said, during 2008. I was probably drunk. I would never laugh at him now. Thank you.

I googled him. I don't trust his face.

 

And of course, I'm bloody Keith. Out of interest, what is your actual name? I'm Keith (Nickname = James)

 

So are you James, or are you Keith? :confused:

 

And yes, I was wondering the same thing. It'd be really nice to know your name; howyousawtheworld is a bit lengthy. :P

Thats weird, Ive never found him amusing at all, like I said, his comedy is cringe-worthy, tedious and embarassing.

 

This.

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So are you James, or are you Keith? :confused:

 

And yes, I was wondering the same thing. It'd be really nice to know your name; howyousawtheworld is a bit lengthy. :P

 

It's James. howyouseetheworld was just doin' a funny.

Well, that's what I was thinkin', until you said of course you were Keith. So I was like, "Wait, you really are?" :P

 

I'm sorry. My brain is a bit slow at the moment.

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