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Dear Chris Martin

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BRING IT UP ANNA !!! :inquisitive:

 

:uhoh: I don't remember what I was supposed to challenge you over! (and I never noticed that smiley moved...)

Edit: I'm quiet 'cause I'm watching Big Bang Theory :P

This thread is brilliant.

Best thread award for 2010.

:lol:

you were gonna tell me all your thoughts about chris :P

In My... place... :P High speed. Wow Chris writes pervy songs :lol:

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This thread is brilliant.

Best thread award for 2010.

:lol:

 

the sad thing is i started this thread as a joke...

In My... place... :P High speed. Wow Chris writes pervy songs :lol:

:D LOL !!

the sad thing is i started this thread as a joke...

 

:rolleyes:

the sad thing is i started this thread as a joke...

 

Joke or not....

it's hilarious.

 

Way to go!

:thumbsup:

the sad thing is i started this thread as a joke...

So it wasn't predictable?:P

In My... place... :P High speed. Wow Chris writes pervy songs :lol:

 

"I could feel it go down"

"bittersweet i could taste in my mouth"

 

...hahaha indeed

Dear Chris Martin,

I want to get swallowed in your sea....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

of blankets.

but guys, WAIT. what about the BIG GIANT SECRET RUMOUR that he's gay??!!!:o

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So it wasn't predictable?:P

 

Nah, I knew you fangirlies would react this way. :nice:

but guys, WAIT. what about the BIG GIANT SECRET RUMOUR that he's gay??!!!:o

 

RUBISH!!!!!

but guys, WAIT. what about the BIG GIANT SECRET RUMOUR that he's gay??!!!:o

And you think that's true ?

He just has to read this tread and he wouldn't be anymore :D

^ point of the joke..?

 

Are you refering to my joke?:P

Dear Chris Martin,

 

your shoelace is untied.

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH CHRIS :dance:

 

 

 

 

 

 

(point made? :thinking:)

but guys, WAIT. what about the BIG GIANT SECRET RUMOUR that he's gay??!!!:o

 

He's just bisexual and a slut :lol: so that should be alright:P

Are you refering to my joke?:P

No, to the thread, and who made it.

hahahaha I dont think any of the girls here would care if he's gay, we'd make him straight.

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