Chris Martin:

"I look deeply in your eyes.

Your lovely breasts, your thunder thighs."

Dear Chris Martin,

 

is it true that you are the lead singer of Coldplay?

Coldplay fangirls and you're sexual fantasies with Chris, Jonny, Guy and Will. Whatever will you do next?!

 

 

p.s - for the LOVE OF GOD, please keep your obsessions in this forum - don't go public, screaming from the top of your roofs - 'I LOVE *insert Coldplay member here*!' because we don't want a Jonas Brothers 2 on our hands do we! Think of straight male Coldplay fans like me!

 

Only kidding - and I'm sorry for mentioning the Jonas Brothers in the same sentence as Coldplay. How shameful.

oh jesus,

this is one of the fastest, and frankly most pervy threads i have seen in the past week.

 

:P

 

Hhaha :lol:

I think the Chrissygirls have a build up of Chrissylove and it seems to have exploded all over this thread. :lol:

 

EDIT: I've just realized how wrong that sounds :sick:

and we're proud of it:lol:

:laugh4:

 

 

 

*holds back on fan girliness*

:uhoh:

:P

Chrissy:

I want to sit on your Strawberry Swing.

Chris Martin:

"I look deeply in your eyes.

Your lovely breasts, your thunder thighs."

 

He knows what we're talking about, he's totally on the same length :lol:

Chris Martin:

"I look deeply in your eyes.

Your lovely breasts, your thunder thighs."

 

Yeeeah, I knew he likes a bit curves on a girl. :D

(That show kills me every time, btw. :laugh3:)

Chris Martin:

"I look deeply in your eyes.

Your lovely breasts, your thunder thighs."

My younger brother had to write a poem the other night

i suggested that :P

 

He likes that show so he was laughing.

My mom was like :wtf:

Reow.

Chrissy:

I want to sit on your Strawberry Swing.

 

Omg :lol: I'll never be able to listen to Coldplay normally anymore :lol:

Hhaha :lol:

I think the Chrissygirls have a build up of Chrissylove and it seems to have exploded all over this thread. :lol:

 

EDIT: I've just realized how wrong that sounds :sick:

 

HAHAHAHAHA. It sounded reallyyyy wrong. :laugh3:

Where is that from? XD XD XD

 

Chris:

I want to Viva your Vida.

I want you to teach me to play lovers in japan on piano. Sitting in the same chair .............:bomb:

I want to be this chair~

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRrNSLYZObk]YouTube- Chris Martin loves to hump his chair:][/ame]

"You getting ready for later? I'm gonna blow your mind!" - Chris :sneaky:

a wink can make anything suggestive. :P

 

chris, I'd drink your glass of water ;)

 

I'd climb a ladder to your sun :wink2:

 

I'd bloom your blaum :wink3:

 

:P

Dear Chris Martin and anyone reading this thread,

 

I'm not a perv. :angel:

 

 

I AM! :P well only when it comes to chris... could you imagine banging him? like seriously he's so bouncy and flexible! :P

could you imagine banging him? like seriously he's so bouncy and flexible! :P

 

I'd hit that.

 

Chris:

I'm Lady Gaga. I want to take a ride on your disco stick~

Chrissy:

I want to sit on your Strawberry Swing.

 

 

OH MY GOD!!!!!

I'll never hear SS in the same way after this comment.:laugh3:

Q: what was your inspiration for this album (X&Y)

Chris: Mainly Porn

 

:lol:

Q: what was your inspiration for this album (X&Y)

Chris: Mainly Porn

 

:lol:

 

we are allowed to be pervy since chris is ALLL the time! :P

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRrNSLYZObk]YouTube- Chris Martin loves to hump his chair:][/ame]

I WANT TO BE THIS CHAIR

I want to be this chair~

 

HA HA HA HA :laugh3:

you said it

This really deserves to be here:

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSOBKuQkkK4]Hot in here[/ame]