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I've just realised that I mixed up ruler with pencil sharpener....damn:disappointed:

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Didnt you mix up pencil case with pencil sharpener? :thinking:

 

Feeling ok Julia? :freak:

no no.....well:

 

you said you are a pencil> I said I am a pencil case, because deep inside myself I wanted to hump the pencil the pencil case> I posted this and mixed up ruler with pencil sharpener and thought "damn reilly's bad joke was even better", but I was too lazy to tell you> and then you said you hump a pencil sharpener> I realised that I have mixed up ruler with pencil sharpener

 

I am ok. yes

 

what I wanted to say is:

I had to choose a pencil case, because I mixed up ruler with pencil sharpener

but a pencil humping a pencil case is boring

 

 

:freak:

*deskhead*

 

OMG wouldn't it be awesome if someone had a head that looked like a desk?? :cheesy:

no no.....well:

 

you said you are a pencil> I said I am a pencil case, because deep inside myself I wanted to hump the pencil the pencil case> I posted this and mixed up ruler with pencil sharpener and thought "damn reilly's bad joke was even better", but I was too lazy to tell you> and then you said you hump a pencil sharpener> I realised that I have mixed up ruler with pencil sharpener

 

I am ok. yes

 

what I wanted to say is:

I had to choose a pencil case, because I mixed up ruler with pencil sharpener

but a pencil humping a pencil case is boring

 

 

:freak:

 

:laugh3:!

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Julia I didnt understand a word of that :freak:

Julia I didnt understand a word of that :freak:

 

that's too bad:sad:

 

I mean if I tried to explain it again it would become even more complicated...it's just that I mixed up ruler with pencil sharpener,....and uhm well.then there was this joke...and ah......:freak:

 

did I mention that I mixed up ruler with pencil sharpener?:thinking:

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Nonono you mixed up pencil case with pencil sharpener :freak: Im sure :sick:

 

Wait my head hurts, Julia :disappointed:

no no no....I swear I didn't....I mixed up ruler with pencil sharpener...

 

 

why is it so hard to explain to somebody else what is going on in my mind?:bigcry:

It's boring as hell!!

and this must have been one of my most sick posts ever

:uhoh: Think hard, sweetie.

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:uhoh: Think hard, sweetie.

 

Good point.

 

Ice cream comes to mind, midgets and donkeys, hmm :thinking:

hahahah

 

sometimes I really really wonder what impression you guys have of me....:blank:

You opened a mushroom farm under my bed, what kind of impression am I supposed to have? :uhoh:

hahahah

 

sometimes I really really wonder what impression you guys have of me....:blank:

 

We love you! :blush:

 

lol that may sound just a bit to cheesy :uhoh:

ok...

 

so I opened a jukebox condom shop on a message board...opened a mushroom farm under Imke's bed...I am a midget with a donkey and a candle.... mix up ruler with pencil sharpener....and I love ice-cream.....:nice:

 

sounds nice, doesn't it?:cheesy:

Actually that sounds sorta cool. :wacko: Is the donkey named Nester? :wacky:

That's even better! :cheesy:

You're a nice weirdo. :nice:

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