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Post Chris Martin funnies!

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The pic says it all :| :laugh3:

 

This really happened??? :o

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Clever Photoshop. Lol.

This whole Jonny Chris gay thing bugs me.

 

Coldplay already has a reputation for being gay.

 

I'm not homophobic but I feel the joke has way run its coarse (same with that nonsense about cake) and isnt funny nor is it helping.

 

And as if them being famous musicians didnt make them inexcessible enough, you have to constantly imply that they may not even like vaginas at all.

 

Way to fucking go.

This whole Jonny Chris gay thing bugs me.

 

Coldplay already has a reputation for being gay.

 

I'm not homophobic but I feel the joke has way run its coarse (same with that nonsense about cake) and isnt funny nor is it helping.

 

And as if them being famous musicians didnt make them inexcessible enough, you have to constantly imply that they may not even like vaginas at all.

 

Way to fucking go.

 

I know, it bugs me sometimes too. :\ Jonny and Chris are just very good friends; that's all I see them as. :)

^^ I like the cake joke. :rolleyes:

 

 

 

Edit: - Never mind what i just said about the gay jokes! :nice: :awesome:

This whole Jonny Chris gay thing bugs me.

 

Coldplay already has a reputation for being gay.

 

I'm not homophobic but I feel the joke has way run its coarse (same with that nonsense about cake) and isnt funny nor is it helping.

 

And as if them being famous musicians didnt make them inexcessible enough, you have to constantly imply that they may not even like vaginas at all.

 

Way to fucking go.

 

 

How is it 'not helping'? It's not like the tabloids are printing anything about it.

 

You can't deny that there is an intense bromance between the two!

 

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And how would them being gay (I know that they're not) make them inaccessible?

How is it 'not helping'? It's not like the tabloids are printing anything about it.

 

You can't deny that there is an intense bromance between the two!

 

 

And how would them being gay (I know that they're not) make them inaccessible?

 

look at chris' voice at 3.11 amazing!!! chris and johnny are very very good friends cuz they know each other since 90's. They understand each other from looks and smiles :) :)

I think that's it's cute that they show the world, that they love eachother, and i love that they are best friends. :nice:

How is it 'not helping'? It's not like the tabloids are printing anything about it.

 

You can't deny that there is an intense bromance between the two!

 

 

And how would them being gay (I know that they're not) make them inaccessible?

 

Haha - listen to those saddos screaming.... :rolleyes:

 

:P

This really happened??? :o

 

Clever Photoshop. Lol.

 

Oh okay. :lol:

 

I didn't create that so don't look at me, whoever created it is their problem and I just posted it cause it was funny

Haha - listen to those saddos screaming.... :rolleyes:

 

:P

 

Hahahaha :lol:

 

Sad, sad people...

 

:P

 

 

EDIT: What song was it when Chris turned around on his piano stool and stared really intensely at Jonny? I can't remember!

The Scientist. From Jonny's guitar solo until basically the end - how he managed to hit the right keys I'll never know :P

 

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Guy's face says it all! SO hilarious :laugh3:

what is writing on Chris' guitar?? looks like 'danza' or something :S :S

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