That's for guys.

 

Play American football

I'm scared I'll break my nail

 

cut your hair

but i´m bald :lol:

 

turn off the tv

I have no hands

 

Write an esssay

i have no hands too

 

go eat your dinner

I'm full.

 

 

Start a fire.

i started one last week...

 

go see the parade

I'm blind

 

read a book

i started the fire with books, don´t have any

 

give me a book

I'm illiterate

 

Spam.

I'm too lazy

 

give me energy

I'm not Red Bull!

 

Take my back pain away

do i look some kind a doctor to you??

 

bring me a soda

My broadband connection has gone down :P

I don't know what kind you drink!

 

Bring me to a concert!

I wish I could pay MY tickets, now yours....

 

SMILE! :D

but it´s night in here

 

go to see how the weather looks like :)

But I'm so comfortable on the couch!

 

Make me a sammich

I have no arms. :|

 

Tell me a story

I have no imagination :blank:

 

Speak!

but I can't I'm in class shhhhhhhh

 

shut up!

Why? Man kind is moved by MY voice :lol:

 

stand up

but the teacher said to sit down:P

 

listen to your teacher

But they're all dumb!

 

Eat something!

but i´m thristy

 

Cry!