There's an ocean between us!

 

Do something new

I don't know new things

 

get a life

I have one!

 

Write a letter!

I don't know to who

 

watch some tv

We don't have one!

 

Rent a film

I gave all my money to my mum when she bougt the Elbow tix

 

go to bed

(good sale)

 

No, it's 6 pm!

 

Go to bed!

(yes :mellow:)

 

I'm vampire I live at night

 

listen to music

can't, I'm at work (which is true now!)

 

go run a mile!

I need to go to the dentist (and I'm scared of it :uhoh:

 

get me some ice cream

(aww, good luck at the dentist! You'll be fine)

 

it will have melted when I get there!

 

Cook dinner tonight!

I ate it all.

 

get me some chocolate.

(no he has to fill a whole in a tooth and I'm really scared of it!)

 

it'll be sauce when I'm there

 

put that radio of

my favorite song is on.

 

don't stop believin'.

Some experiences told me that what I believe in is bullshit

 

 

Let's make cookies!

uhhh..... i'm sick I cant *cough*

 

 

Go to the offiice

I'm coming from there

 

get to bed you sick Aussi

I have to cooke cookies before!

 

 

If you don't wanna end up like me (bored to death) go out and have a life!!!

But I'm at work now, I can't go anywhere.

 

Go drink some tea!

I just did

 

 

Eat this 4 cheese pizza

I´m alergic to cheese

 

Pick me my shoes

I cant, I just hid them from you somewhere I cant remember where i put them.

 

Go get drunk.

I can't get drunk any more than I already am.

Shut up!

I'm not even talking, im texting

 

Get the yellow pages and phone me.

The yellow pages got caught on fire and now they're all but ashes.

Say Cheese!