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The excuse game

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i have no voice

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dance!

my feet are to heavy for that :awesome:

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prance!

i have already studied

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go check your email

my computer won't allow me

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don't dp

but he's too hot!

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marry Thom Yorke!(I think this is the hardest thing)

  • 10 months later...

(It took like a year for someone to find an excuse for this or what?)

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It's 14:30.

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Watch VH1

But it's too hot.

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Get me a glass of water

All the glasses are dirty

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Go for a swim

I'm too lazy

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Take this ticket and go to Spain

They're all over here

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Take me back to Madrid

the police would catch me for kidnapping

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get to South-America

I DON'T WANT TO, ALL I WANT IS TO GO BACK TO MADRID OR SEVILLE OR PARIS AND NOW!!

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Watch tv

I wish nothing more but I'm scared of them.

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Learn to play the guitar

My hand is too small for the guitar's neck.

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Watch 'The Lord of The Ring' trilogy with me.

:worried: i really hate that, sorry

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lets play cards

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