Choose!

SPACE FUNERAL

Neither! Before I die presuming I know it's coming or I get bored with life, I'm going to go into the middle of the ocean and shoot myself in the head and fall backwards into the sea with weights around my feet.

 

But if I don't see it coming somehow, like an accident or murder I would like to be buried in Ireland where my ancestors are from.

I did re-think an option of "Other" because I thought we'd have responses like those haha.

Cremation.

I don't want crappy med students digging me up to get my bones or take me to the morgue to open me and play with my intestines :(

"Dwight: When I die, I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than I ever because I will have used that time to figure out exactly why I died and what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in."

Coffin, I guess.

 

Then I can go all zombie, as long as all the bacteria doesn't eat me, I have a chance. :awesome:

Coffin.

I did re-think an option of "Other" because I thought we'd have responses like those haha.

 

I was being serious.

If i was to end up in an urn, i could just imagine it being broken

and my ashes being vacuumed up.

:laugh4:

But i think i'd prefer that to being put in a box underground to be eaten by bacteria.

 

 

 

 

either way i'm fucking dead.

Cremation... cos i want my loved ones to sprinkle my ashes somewhere special... i just don't know where yet :wacky:

Cremate me

The more cremations the less risk of zombies taking over the world.

You make a good point there, Nick.

:thinking: then again you could choke on the ashes of someone....

my mom told me she wants to be cremated & scattered in the sea. :uhoh:

but personally i prefer a coffin :nice:

Cremation, saves space n shit.

All of my ancesters on my mom's side have been cremated. I want to be cremated, except I want my ashes put in an urn and burried in a cemetery in Ohio. :smiley:

Cremation... cos i want my loved ones to sprinkle my ashes somewhere special... i just don't know where yet :wacky:

 

This.

 

Oooh, I know, sprinkle my ashes on the boys' dinner (really boys, it's just pepper) that way they can om nom nom me and I can live with them forevarrrrrrrrrrr. Or something like that.

Cremation, saves space n shit.

 

Lul, yes.

But being buried also helps biological cycles.

Anyway, I still want to be cremated.

Lul, yes.

But being buried also helps biological cycles.

Anyway, I still want to be cremated.

 

Ashes are pretty good for the environment too, actually they're very good for plants. My dad sprinkles ashes that we've burned around the trees and bushes n stuff to halp them grow :heart:

Ashes are pretty good for the environment too, actually they're very good for plants. My dad sprinkles ashes that we've burned around the trees and bushes n stuff to halp them grow :heart:

 

That's new for me.

I'll tell my very unlikely to exist children to cremate me and sprinkle me around some trees.

Then, everytime they walk by those trees they'll think: Mom is there, there there..

Yep, burning wood denatures some of the... woody bits or something, making it easily uptaken by roots. Or some shit.

Cool.

You should count yourself damn lucky you aren't studying tree anatomy.