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ZOMG GAY SEX SCANDAL IN THE VATICAN

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It would be better if it was like an actual religious figurehead but I suppose they're wise enough to keep their anal sex under wraps.

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I wish I could have seen the papacy in the Renaissance, it was basically like The Center Of Orgy, they just had sex with like prostitutes and young boys painted gold and shit indiscriminately, too bad I would probably die of plague or whatever before I could laugh at them enough :\

LOl.

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I t would be my dream come true to see a scandal arise where the Pope was having gay sex. Nothing illegal, just regular old gay sex. I would be like :awesome: watching the fallout.

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Yeah that would be... amazing

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:whistle:

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He looks like the really evil emperor person from Star Wars.

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Figures.

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Sweet Jesus I'm on fire

He has the sweetest, darkest eyes

And when it comes into his eyes

I know iron and steel couldn't hold me

But God I'm easy bruised

But so often a moth to his flame

And the things that he's asked me to do

Would see a senior saint

forgetting his name

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I have an audience with the pope

And I'm saving the world at eight

But if he says he needs me, he says he needs me

Everybody's gonna have to wait

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Where could he be?

Was that a minute or an hour?

Where could he be?

He turns the hours into days.

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Kill me phone, cover the cage

And wait for the doorbell to ring

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Where could he be?

No he won't come running

Where could he be?

The world is turning at his pace.

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Kill me phone, cover the cage

And wait for the doorbell to ring

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I have an audience with the pope

And I'm saving the world at eight

But if he says he needs me, he says he needs me

Everybody's gonna have to wait

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:nice:

Sweet Jesus I'm on fire

He has the sweetest, darkest eyes

And when it comes into his eyes

I know iron and steel couldn't hold me

But God I'm easy bruised

But so often a moth to his flame

And the things that he's asked me to do

Would see a senior saint

forgetting his name

Ā 

I have an audience with the pope

And I'm saving the world at eight

But if he says he needs me, he says he needs me

Everybody's gonna have to wait

Ā 

Where could he be?

Was that a minute or an hour?

Where could he be?

He turns the hours into days.

Ā 

Kill me phone, cover the cage

And wait for the doorbell to ring

Ā 

Where could he be?

No he won't come running

Where could he be?

The world is turning at his pace.

Ā 

Kill me phone, cover the cage

And wait for the doorbell to ring

Ā 

I have an audience with the pope

And I'm saving the world at eight

But if he says he needs me, he says she needs me

Everybody's gonna have to wait

Ā 

:nice:

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:dozey: I'm sure that's not what Mr. Garvey originally wrote.

Haha hypocrite fags.

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Breeders do it all the time, too. Just look at the politicians in the US. Every one of them is cheating on their wife.

I like how you made the bottom page a double post and used the top page for your writing. Very clever. :charming:

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