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The 14 year old girls thread.

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Do you want to be harassed by a 40+ year old man with no social life? Then you've come to the right forum!

 

All you have to do is be naive, too nice to tell a person to "fuck off" and more importantly easily influenced.

 

If you tick all of these boxes, just link your facebook in your profile and you'll have your very own 40+ year old man (as long as you don't have your parents on facebook)

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If you have a penis you don't meet all the qualifications sorry.

Damn I'm 22:cry:, I always wanted to be harassed by a 40+ year old oddball too, it's every teenage girls dream.

im so naive :D

 

If you have a penis you don't meet all the qualifications sorry.

 

:laugh4: :laugh4:

Odds on he calls you a troll in a different thread within the next hour.

 

and then makes jokes about the nationality of a girl on facebook while she wishes she had the ability to tell him to fuck off.

we're all trolls. take a deep look at yourself in the mirror readers, you're a troll

I'm not really sure what the word means. :uhoh2:

You don't call people trolls though.

 

I'll be standing in for Mark sometimes, he's a busy man with his incredibly active social life.

 

So could any 14 year old girls send me some pics please?

and then makes jokes about the nationality of a girl

 

Haha so I'm not the only one who notices his little tactics for striking up any kind of conversation.

 

"You're French? So I suppose you're eating a croissant :rolleyes: "

"Japanese? Enjoying your sushi? :smug: "

After consulting Urbandictionary it makes more sense, woohoo.

 

NO PICTURES FOR YOU MISTER.

Haha so I'm not the only one who notices his little tactics for striking up any kind of conversation.

 

"You're French? So I suppose you're eating a croissant :rolleyes: "

"Japanese? Enjoying your sushi? :smug: "

 

He went into the Italian thread and literally just said "Pizza :D"

I'm going to try to lure men of the same age using those tactics.

 

Hey Reilly, you're Irish so it must be a rainy day for you. I'm such a guinness. :rolleyes:

"Hey, you're Asian right? What did you have with rice this afternoon? :rolleyes:"

 

 

something like that?

lol. phail.

Haha so I'm not the only one who notices his little tactics for striking up any kind of conversation.

 

"You're French? So I suppose you're eating a croissant :rolleyes: "

"Japanese? Enjoying your sushi? :smug: "

 

I'm actually surpirised he didn't make some lame comment about surrendering to the French person, I would have thought that would be right up his street humour wise.

I'm going to try to lure men of the same age using those tactics.

 

Hey Reilly, you're Irish so it must be a rainy day for you. I'm such a guinness. :rolleyes:

 

Hey your Canadian, run over any mooses or seen any Mounties today?:rolleyes:

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