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CAN'T TOUCH THIS

 

 

 

TROLOLOLOLOL

And what did the taylor series say to the integral?

So many big words. :bigcry:

TROLOLOLOLOLOOOO :wacky:

Why is six afraid of seven?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because seven eight nine! :cheesy:

 

 

hahahaahahahahahahahaha

 

 

 

 

 

I got it :disappointed:

Hahahaha :laugh4:

 

 

Oh my god, I laughed to a maths joke :sick:

Thanks for that!

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Never heard these but then those jokes only work in English... thanks for sticking that song into my mind btw :bomb: :uhoh:

hahahaha

 

 

I like math pick up lines :wacky:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. :charming:

hahahaha

 

 

I like math pick up lines :wacky:

 

 

 

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. :charming:

 

Biology ones are awesome :awesome:

 

I wish I was a DNA helicase so I could unzip your jeans :charming:

 

my chess friend says "Be a queen and mate me with your knight moves"

 

and then there's "I'll do you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long" :charming:

 

"I wish I was an adenine so that I could get paired with U"

ahahahahahaha :laugh3:

um... gah I used to know tons of these

 

"If we form a singularity tonight it could be a big bang"

what did the 0 said to the 8?

 

.. nice belt :cool:

 

You really use these pickup lines to flirt? :P

 

 

I guess it's useful if you wanna date a mathematician or a biologist :wacky:

You really use these pickup lines to flirt? :P

 

 

I guess it's useful if you wanna date a mathematician or a biologist :wacky:

 

Hah, no, I might though as a joke if I date a geek, and if somebody used them on me I would probably think it was really cute just because most of them are so ridiculous.

Yeah that's what I'd do too :P

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cos i can see myself in your pants :charming:

 

 

 

/I learned this one in Biology last year :wacky:

/sorta related :wacky:

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are all given the same problem: "Prove whether or not it is true that every odd number greater than one is a prime."

 

The mathematician says: "3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, but 9 is not a prime. Therefore this conjecture is false."

 

The physicist says: "3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is not a prime, 11 is a prime, and 13 is a prime. This conjecture is true in five out of six cases, it must be true."

 

The engineer says: "3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is a prime..."

I have Mark on my ignore list, which is really fortunate because he would ruin these otherwise. :heart:

He's not posting in here, is he? :uhoh:

I have Mark on my ignore list, which is really fortunate because he would ruin these otherwise. :heart:

:cheesy:!

I have Mark on my ignore list, which is really fortunate because he would ruin these otherwise. :heart:

 

I know, great feeling innit?

 

:heart:Ignore Button:heart:

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are all given the same problem: "Prove whether or not it is true that every odd number greater than one is a prime."

 

The mathematician says: "3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, but 9 is not a prime. Therefore this conjecture is false."

 

The physicist says: "3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is not a prime, 11 is a prime, and 13 is a prime. This conjecture is true in five out of six cases, it must be true."

 

The engineer says: "3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is a prime..."

:lol:

 

:heart: Again, I love this thread!

Anyone knows more? :shy:

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Agreed. This thread is friggin awesome. \m/