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Yossarian is a song writer now

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It' s time to now make exactly to sit downward,

you' re the young still, that' s your deficiency, theres so much you must go to the end,

you find girl, you establish downward, if you want to you can marry,

look me, I are old but I' m is happy.

 

Yossarian was once as you were now

And he knows it has difficuilty

To remain with calm if you detect the apparancy of happenings

But confiscate clocks, muse very much,

Think of all the things you own,

For you will still remain tomorrow, but your good dreams won't.

 

As I can try to explain, when I make it I turn away again.

It' s always, they will be which the same, the same old story.

I could have a talk me it ordered from the moment, what to listen to.

Now there' way I A.S know that I it must go away. I know I must go.

 

Always that I began to cry, [derzhashch] all things I knew inward,

It' s is strong, but it' s is stronger, it is which necessary to ignore it.

If they were right, then I' d agrees, only it' s they they know not me.

Now there' way I A.S know that I it must go away. I know I must go.

 

How is the GOLD CAME enjoying Yossarians song-writing prowess?

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Monorail cat is a terribly beautiful and sexual creature, I have a picture of her hanging above my bed.

YOSSARIAN

 

WELCOME BACK

 

I am also afraid to share you the news that the most sexual Lore has departed the forum. Perhaps a love song shall bring her back.

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LORE IS NOT ALONE

I AM HERE FOR LORE

THOUGH LORES FAR AWAY

YOSSARIANS HERE TO STAY

Wait, why is Lore no longer here?

Did something happen?

Haha Yossi made a funny. :cheesy:

 

Lore left cuz of all the fighting n' what not.

Yeah she desapproved of how Ian dealt with stuff.

 

Yossi's back :wacky:

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WHAT IS THIS?

 

GLORIOUS and SEXUAL Lore has been BANISHED from her very own site of the Martin? :angry: How can they banish her from her own site? This is a disgrace upon Martin and Wilfred of the Cold Game, I demand vengance! Yossarian knows what it feels like to be BULLIED and SPAT AT and then BANISHED by Ian, to be the victims of his war crimes. Martin would not stand for this and neither should we.

 

I DEMAND ANSWERS. BRING BACK LORE

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NO YOU ARE GONE FOR GOOD

 

Listen here you rapscallious fiend I shall take no heresey from the likes of a gold caming wretch like you, if you do not speak up for Lore now I shall come to the America and make a disturbance upon the proverty of your noble and negro president the Hussein Obama!

I realise now that I've been missing Yossi :heart:

rapscallious
there's a word I ain't heard in a long time! You remind me of Borat, bringing cultural learnings back to Coldplaying!

Yossi, your words are like music to me :heart:

HAHA Yossi's been gone for too long :lol:

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