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Jade and Lily's thread : if you're bored come say "hello"

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LOLZ LET'S TOTES DO IT.

 

Okay, so you and me are sitting in a .. chair.. in.. LONDON and then Andrew comes along and tells us .. :awesome:

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LOLZ LET'S TOTES DO IT.

 

Okay, so you and me are sitting in a .. chair.. in.. LONDON and then Andrew comes along and tells us .. :awesome:

 

Omg London is the best ever. :wacky:

 

He tells: "Hi Girlz, d'you wanna go with us for our tour, you could stay with us before and after the gigs?"

 

JADEH: IM IN. :freak:

ANUTZ: MOJEHHKJHERJGHKEJRHGKJHEKJHEGR ERGJHLEJRHGLKJERGKHESRGEGKJHERG SORRY, YEAH SURE. :wacky:

I BET YOURE LAUGHING AT US TAMZ. :charming:

 

CONTINUE ANUTZ. :wacky:

LOLOLOLOLOLOL :charming:

OMFG WHERES ANUTZ NOW. :charming:

HERE I AM.

 

Omg London is the best ever. :wacky:

 

He tells: "Hi Girlz, d'you wanna go with us for our tour, you could stay with us before and after the gigs?"

 

JADEH: IM IN. :freak:

ANUTZ: MOJEHHKJHERJGHKEJRHGKJHEKJHEGR ERGJHLEJRHGLKJERGKHESRGEGKJHERG SORRY, YEAH SURE. :wacky:

 

:wacky:

 

So then we hang out with them all the time and Andrew's like "OMG WE SHOULD RIDE MY FOUR WINGED DINOSAUR AND MAKE LOVE"

 

AND JADY IS LIKE :wacky: "OMG TOTES OMG NOWAII I LOVE YOU ANDREW"

AND I'M LIKE "OEINJDI#HEHCHCHCHHCHHCHCiwowdu9euD MAKE LOVE TO MEEE<3" :freak:

 

So then we go to Japan ..

We eat sushis with Andy because you know he pays all the stuff we want. :wacko:

BUT ANUTZ HAS A WEIRD SENSATION AND THEN SHE GOES TO THROW UP.

I'm like "LOLZ THATS FUNNY" BUT THEN THE SAME HAPPENS TO ME.

So Andy is like: "MY GOSH THEY ARE SO WEIRD LIKE ME, I LOVE THEM BUT I HAVE TO CHOOSE JUST ONE GIRL OH NO WAIT I CAN HAVE BOTH BECAUSE IM A WEIRDO MAN AND A ROCK STAR." :wacky:

 

Then the night comes and....

We eat sushis with Andy because you know he pays all the stuff we want. :wacko:

BUT ANUTZ HAS A WEIRD SENSATION AND THEN SHE GOES TO THROW UP.

I'm like "LOLZ THATS FUNNY" BUT THEN THE SAME HAPPENS TO ME.

So Andy is like: "MY GOSH THEY ARE SO WEIRD LIKE ME, I LOVE THEM BUT I HAVE TO CHOOSE JUST ONE GIRL OH NO WAIT I CAN HAVE BOTH BECAUSE IM A WEIRDO MAN AND A ROCK STAR." :wacky:

 

Then the night comes and....

 

THEN HE LOOKS AT JADY AND HE'S LIKE "LAWD SHE'S HAWT"

Then I come in with puke all over my face while I whipe it with Andrew's shirt and he looks at me and he's like "SHE'S HAWT TOO OMG WHAT DO I DO"

 

THEN ANDREW SAYS "LOLZ LET'S JUST HAVE A THREESOME LULZ"

JADEH AND ANUTZ LOOKED AT EACH OTHER AND THEY WERE LIKE: WTF WE CANT HAVE A THREESOME WITH ANDY, IT WOULD BE SO WEIRD TO SEE EACH OTHER NAKED LETS DO IT ONE BY ONE.

 

THEN ANDY SAYS: THATS OKAY GIRLZ BECAUSE YUNO IVE GOT A HUUUUGE PENUS. :cool:

BUT IM SURE YOU KEW IT ALREADY. SO WHO BEGINS ?

OKAY WE STOP THEN. :blank:

 

Post me a pic of Andy on my visitor page then.

GREGGREGREGREGREGREGREGREGREGREGREGREGREGREGREGREGREG :awesome:

hi!!!!!!!!!

 

It's OK, I heard you the first time!:P

Bonsoir!:D

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