He simply walks into Mordor.

 

Exhibit A:

 

LIES

MOARDOR

He's so annoying..

I have no idea who he is.

Hilarious in season 4 when he went to disturb a bee's nest and got one sting around the bridge of his nose and it swelled him really badly making him look like a klingon.

Fact: he drinks his own piss!

Fact: he ate a dead sheep's eyeball.

Bear Grylls is awesome.

^that one's better.

Fact: he drinks his own piss!

Fact: he ate a dead sheep's eyeball.

 

And I seem to remember a sheep testicle. Or goat. Something like that.