was watching tv the other day. farmer wants a wife came on (in which a lonely farmer looks for a date and three women try and impress him by living with him and helping him in his work). this gave me an idea.

 

BRADDOCK WANTS A WIFE

 

how good to have a program dedicated to helping you find somebody. but then i figured i might have to make it as a spin off so i thought about

 

BRADDOCK WANTS A FARMER

 

i panicked a little and realised i didn't want to reduce my target too much. so then i settled with

 

BRADDOCK WANTS IT

 

 

 

 

 

who wants to be on the show?

I'm confused.

 

Also, you should have called it Girlmageddon.

Not me.

Sounds fun. Only if there's free pewl newdels involved. :wacky:

Nah. Farmer wants a wife is awesome though. I love the Dutch version. Boer zoekt vrouw. :tongue:

Braddock wants a farmer :awesome:

Huh?

are you going to do that thing with the programs, s01e01 s02e02 and all that malarky?

How about Braddock wants a polygamous relationship with a farmer and a wife ?

i might just have it as braddock wants a cuddle

(i was hoping someone would spot what i was talking about but nobody seems to have heard this before. the opening post is close to a quote)

Do you want to be the male version of Kim Kardashian then?

Do you want to be the male version of Kim Kardashian then?

 

i have no idea who she is

^You're lucky.

 

i might just have it as braddock wants a cuddle

(i was hoping someone would spot what i was talking about but nobody seems to have heard this before. the opening post is close to a quote)

 

:cheesy: That sounds so cute! :wacky:

:cheesy: That sounds so cute! :wacky:

 

ha, so would you watch a program called Braddock wants a cuddle?

it sounds like it could be depressing and every episode would end in me walking away to the horizon all alone whilst sombre music played.

 

who is Kim Kardashian then?

She is the daughter of one the attorneys in the OJ simpson case,

she got famous basically because of a sex tape.

She's a model and has a reality tv show.

i'm happy staying oblivious to her

is she famous outside the US then?

ha, so would you watch a program called Braddock wants a cuddle?

it sounds like it could be depressing and every episode would end in me walking away to the horizon all alone whilst sombre music played.

 

who is Kim Kardashian then?

 

most definitely :wacky:

like the Hulk lol

 

she's a really popular celebrity chick who has way too many reality tv shows :blank:

 

 

 

 

 

i was gonna say the hulk but i didn't know if people would get the reference :D

 

well i'm happy enough not knowing any more about her than the fact she is famous for her looks and trashiness of appearing on reality tv. oh, and because she is the daughter of somebody. i hate fame.

i was gonna say the hulk but i didn't know if people would get the reference :D

 

well i'm happy enough not knowing any more about her than the fact she is famous for her looks and trashiness of appearing on reality tv. oh, and because she is the daughter of somebody. i hate fame.

 

Yay for old tv shows :P

 

she's such a slut. :sick:

 

haha Braddock wants a Slut :awesome:

braddock wants a slutty hug!

or a huggy slut

 

 

 

braddock wants the attention seeking whore daughter of an irrelevant guy.

nah, that ones too specific

Huggy slut sounds like a diaper.

 

Braddock wants a Pony.

i want to eat horse meat sometime

when i'm a real man with a job i think i'll get some shipped over from france

Is France known for its horse meat? :sick: I'd be too sad about the horse to eat that kind of stuff.

 

I've tried buffalo meat before though. :thinking:

Is France known for its horse meat? :sick: I'd be too sad about the horse to eat that kind of stuff.

 

I've tried buffalo meat before though. :thinking:

 

i've had buffalo. it's pretty good. ostrich is better though.

france is known for it's horse meat yes. fortunately i don't feel bad about eating animals.

i've had buffalo. it's pretty good. ostrich is better though.

france is known for it's horse meat yes. fortunately i don't feel bad about eating animals.

 

Ostrich? :laugh3:

Weird. YOU'RE SO CRUEL. :sad: