Prince Myshkin Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 A thread for people to post jokes they have heard (no matter how offensive). Ok, I'll kick us off A seal walks into a club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric.Candy Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 what about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric.Candy Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 :nice: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 at this point i was going to post a picture of a seal being clubbed but i don't think i could Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric.Candy Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 why so? put it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivet Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 is this a canadian joke??! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs.Chatterbox Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 I know one about british. I don't if it's sounds funny but in lithuanian it is Oh, every path points to the sea, damn island Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 what's the most offensive joke you guys know? obviously the one i started with wasn't the most offensive one i know, but i figured we'd start off slow. i don't know if i could say mine on here. (dead baby jokes don't count because they've lost all meaning and are too predictable) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crests Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 HAHAHAAHHAHAH that was funny. And a bit sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eff-exx Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Racial jokes allowed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMagpie Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 A thread for people to post jokes they have heard (no matter how offensive). Ok, I'll kick us off A seal walks into a club So Morrisey decides he is going to boycott touring in Canada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdensestate Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 what's the most offensive joke you guys know? obviously the one i started with wasn't the most offensive one i know, but i figured we'd start off slow. i don't know if i could say mine on here. (dead baby jokes don't count because they've lost all meaning and are too predictable) I'll make one! :blush: What do you call a ******? Dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 Racial jokes allowed? i dunno, but i'm steering clear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pickle Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovers.in.nj Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 This is one of my friend's favorite jokes: Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman. Oh sexism, it's wrong but we laugh anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 what kind of bees make milk? boo bees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pickle Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 :lol: these are funny :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eff-exx Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 i dunno, but i'm steering clear LULZ OKAY. Once upon a time, there lived a rabbit. And it died. :blank: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic whose drinking problem is destroying his family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 Two whales are sitting at a bar. The first whale says, "ooooooouuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooouuuu uuuuuuuuooooouuuaaa....... ooooooouuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuooooouuuaaaaaaaaa a..... ooooooOOOOuuuuAAAAAAAAAAAUUUuuuuaaaa...." and the second whale says, "Dude, you are so wasted." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker/indicator worked. She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 A woman walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre, so the barman gave her one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 A man walks into a bar. His trousers fall down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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