EmmaLouiseSmyth Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 two dragons in a pub one says 'christ, it's hot in here' the other replies 'shut your mouth!' Jimmy Carr :heart: Ive never understood how anyone could find ultra offensive jokes funny??? I think the only joke ive ever laughed at was; How do you confuse an Irishman, Show him into a round room and tell him to stand in the corner. :o I am so offended.... but not at all, that joke can work with any nationality :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christopher Martin Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Jimmy Carr :heart: :o I am so offended.... but not at all, that joke can work with any nationality :wacko: I knew an Irish person would say that, which is why i said ultra offensive jokes. Things like racism, dead babies, twin towers, etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prospekt. Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Why couldn't the blind black guy read? Cause he was black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmmaLouiseSmyth Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 I knew an Irish person would say that, which is why i said ultra offensive jokes. . oh okay :nice: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdensestate Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Told this bajillions of times, but: Why does Mexico have no Olympic team? Anyone who can run, swim, or jump has already left the country.I knew an Irish person would say that, which is why i said ultra offensive jokes. Things like racism, dead babies, twin towers, etc Loosen up. Laughing at stuff makes it less bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs.Chatterbox Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Told this bajillions of times, but: Why does Mexico have no Olympic team? Anyone who can run, swim, or jump has already left the country. Loosen up. Laughing at stuff makes it less bad. :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricardo Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Told this bajillions of times, but: Why does Mexico have no Olympic team? Anyone who can run, swim, or jump has already left the country. Loosen up. Laughing at stuff makes it less bad. Haha good one, but I had already heard it. Wanna hear a nasty sexist one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christopher Martin Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 ] Loosen up. Laughing at stuff makes it less bad. Yeh ok when somebody you know dies ill make a joke about it, lets see if it makes it less bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdensestate Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Yeh ok when somebody you know dies ill make a joke about it, lets see if it makes it less bad Yeah, it will, actually. Haha good one, but I had already heard it. Wanna hear a nasty sexist one? Fire away :cheesy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pickle Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 these are so :awesome: Haha good one, but I had already heard it. Wanna hear a nasty sexist one? DO EHT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmmaLouiseSmyth Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 :lol: i think sexist ones are great, hopefully you weren't going to post this one :uhoh: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? cause she was a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prospekt. Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Yeh ok when somebody you know dies ill make a joke about it, lets see if it makes it less bad How do you feel about Chris Martin's "famous impression of a disabled"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricardo Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 ok I warn you it's nasteh and sexist lol Up to which number can women count? 68 because at 69 their mouth is full Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdensestate Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 How do you feel about Chris Martin's "famous impression of a disabled"? He did wut naow? XD ok I warn you it's nasteh and sexist lol Up to which number can women count? 68 because at 69 their mouth is full It's the same for guys you fuckwit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricardo Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 lolz reckon it's funny I told ya you were going to get angry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christopher Martin Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Yeah, it will, actually. ...............ok you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prospekt. Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 He did wut naow? XD It's the same for guys you fuckwit. He didn't actually do it but Ricky Gervais asked him about it. And it's not really the same cause the guys mouth isn't really full. Like he could still say a muffled "69" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricardo Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Now here's a nasteh female chauvinist joke to balance things, but it's gonna be hard to tell: Why do women suck at parking? because men tell them this ------------------------------------ (suppose I'm measuring like 12 inches or 30 cm) is equal to one yard/merter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christopher Martin Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 How do you feel about Chris Martin's "famous impression of a disabled"? Lmao he doesnt have one, you must be able to realise that Ricky is just trying to make chris uncomfortable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prospekt. Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 I thought you'd be too stupid to tell. Btw, Ricky's voice is clearly dubbed at that part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdensestate Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 lolz reckon it's funny I told ya you were going to get angry I'm only angry because I was expecting a funny joke but I got a guy who doesn't understand basic sex position lingo.He didn't actually do it but Ricky Gervais asked him about it. And it's not really the same cause the guys mouth isn't really full. Like he could still say a muffled "69" Hm, you make a good point. Ricardo's joke is officially "eh", instead of "fuckwitted". :nice: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricardo Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 See? Admit it's a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 Yeh ok when somebody you know dies ill make a joke about it, lets see if it makes it less bad i have always been of the opinion that you should be able to laugh at anything i tell paedophile jokes and i was sexually abused as a child (not by anybody in my family - i say that just in case i ever say anything about my family on here and you automatically think that they are awful) i'd like to think i'd be able to find a little bit of humour in my mother's death. it's what she would want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christopher Martin Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 I thought you'd be too stupid to tell. Btw, Ricky's voice is clearly dubbed at that part. How could anyone possibly be that stupid, you would have to have aspergers or something to not be able to read the situation. I dont recall his voice being dubbed though? why would it be dubbed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 He didn't actually do it but Ricky Gervais asked him about it. And it's not really the same cause the guys mouth isn't really full. Like he could still say a muffled "69" two gay guys silly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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