I got (and still am) upset over something sports-related. I don't know whether it makes me womanly because I was/am upset, or manly because it was/is over sports.

 

:uhoh:

I get into screaming matches with people when they insult my team. It gets pretty ugly.

I wrestled with a husky dog this morning.

A domesticated one, of course.

I saw a guy with glasses today and said "bro that's not manly" then I punched him so hard his glasses broke. Stupid nerd.

^ fucking bully.

 

this morning, I opted to use the stairs whereas some male students were waiting outside the elevator...

We only have one building at my school that is two story and half the kids use the elevator. lazy bastards

Don't get me started on escalators.

We only have one building at my school that is two story and half the kids use the elevator. lazy bastards

What? it's not fair, our school has 3 stories and no elevator :dozey:

Today, I dove for the ball in tolleyball. :charming:

I will think of the most manly thing I have done today.....

 

 

I can't think of anything:wreck:

I peed standing up and pooed sitting down today.

I had sex with a woman and never called her back.

today?

I have had sex with over a 1000 women :wink3:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and none of them were real :dozey:

We only have one building at my school that is two story and half the kids use the elevator. lazy bastards

 

they have elevators in schools now?

 

wtf

 

our school can't even afford to teach foreign languages anymore

Our school leaks and is stoopid and It got me all mad so I Punched a Polar Bear and looked at Porn :D

they have elevators in schools now?

 

wtf

 

our school can't even afford to teach foreign languages anymore

 

How do disabled people get upstairs?

we have a chair lift thing that's ancient but no disabled people.

How do disabled people get upstairs?

 

Obama is our president, there are no disabled people. Hope and change cured them all.

today?

 

That's why it was supposed to be funny.

What a man! ^ ^

:lol:

 

 

 

 

Today I ... Holy fuck I actually did nothing manly today.

:sad:

^did you think about naked women?

No :bigcry: I didn't even think about manly things today.

No :bigcry: I didn't even think about manly things today.

 

You still have time.

I honestly misread that as

You still have tits.