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My gerbil's eye is fucked up.

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Do gerbils have anusses? :thinking:

I wasn't aware of that. :P

 

 

 

You are weird. :surprised:

 

I ain't weird. You're just blind or somethin.

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Me either Until Last Year , Craazy People :shocked2:

I feel so innocent and pure because I never thought gerbils and anusses are something that can be combined.

 

Would anyone have thought of that?

 

I don't mean to say that everytime I see a gerbil I think of it going in someones anus, but whenever there's a discussion about gerbils on the internet, at some point someone will always bring up "Don't people stick those up their ass?" or "Richard Gere would be interested in this topic!".

 

As mentioned before, the Richard Gere story brought this to light for most people.

Well a lot of people have pleasure with animals. My best friend used to study to become a nurse and during her training sessions in a hospital, a girl came in, with a dog between her legs. She didn't know that when dogs came, there's a little hook at the end of their penis that cling in the female's uterus. She learned it the hard way, if I dare use that word.

 

scarred for life.

 

Animals aren't for putting up your fucking anus. People should know this by now.

You fault.

 

Don't come on the interwebz.

(i should post here more often)

 

Anyways, I know how you feel about your pet. I had a pet rat and ended up taking her to the vet.Sadly, she died the next day, but she had something wrong with her lungs.

 

Most vets will take small animals, however its quite expensive.My pet rat I took in once cost me about 70bucks. Plus 10-20dollars of antibiotics.

 

Right now I have two pet rats. One of them i feel has a slight eye infection. I clean her eye out with warm water and feed them fruit that is high in vitamin C(to keep them healthy). If your gerbil appears to be eating normally and active dont worry too much about it. If you realize he is becoming ill, see what kind of home remedies you can do. He may have an ingrown hair(my friends guinea pig had one)

 

Hope your lil gerbie gets well soon

Would anyone have thought of that?

 

I don't mean to say that everytime I see a gerbil I think of it going in someones anus, but whenever there's a discussion about gerbils on the internet, at some point someone will always bring up "Don't people stick those up their ass?" or "Richard Gere would be interested in this topic!".

 

As mentioned before, the Richard Gere story brought this to light for most people.

 

I guess I'm just lucky that I've never seen a discussion about gerbils on the internet then ... oh my, and I've never heard that Richard Gere story either.

Personally I find the dog hook penis story a lot more gross, but that's possibly because I didn't know about it, can't remember my first reaction to finding out people stick gerbils up their ass.

 

We should have a vote. Add a poll coolsiggy.

very educational thread :uhoh: I've never heard about the Richard Gere story

 

hope everything will be ok with your gerbil, Kelsie :kiss:

You shoud take the gerbil to a vet. It might be that it just needs antibiotic drops, but I work for a vet and seen it alot of times in Hamsters where you have to sometimes remove the eye when it's really swollen and infected. Sometimes pine shavings in their cage can be irritating to their eyes.

 

How in the world do you stick a gerbil up your ass? The poor gerbil probably didn't want to be in somebody's butt and decided to chew it's way out. That must of been some show in the waiting room with some guy dancing around yelling "Get it out!"

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I took him to the vet today, and I think he'll be okay. He has conjunctivitis. I just have to give him medicated eye drops twice a day.

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