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My gerbil's eye is fucked up.

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I think it's infected. What should I do? D:

 

I don't want him to lose his eye, but I really can't take him to the vet. :disappointed:

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Why cant you take him to the vet?

 

 

My Rabbits eye got messed up.

 

...my mother put it down with some of her sleeping pills :disappointed:

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Because it's too expensive, and if I ask my dad, he'll say "You don't take rats to the vet." :/

Oh, then danm, It would be easier to know wtf is up, so you could know what kind of medicine to give him.

Maybe you could google what his eye looks like.

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Okay, just asked my dad and he said maybe I could take it to the vet on Monday.

 

Hopefully it won't be too late by then.

Good luck with Gerby.

Nah, I don't think so, he'll be fine.

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Thanks, I hope so. :nice:

 

I've been gone for the past week, so it could've been like this for a while now. Poor thing. :(

Aw, I hope it ends up ok!

I've had gerbils before. My first one died of a broken back and hind legs from a tragic rolling-ball/stairs related accident. :uhoh2:

I wanted to take it to the vet but my mom said they couldn't really help animals as small as gerbils. He died the next day. :( He was really old anyways, but still.

I hope it turns out ok.

 

 

My sister works at a hospital and someone told her that a man came in with a gerbil stuck up his anus. He was using it for pleasure and then it got stuck.

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Thanks Lauren!

Aw, that's really sad. I'm sorry about your gerbil. :(

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I hope it turns out ok.

 

 

My sister works at a hospital and someone told her that a man came in with a gerbil stuck up his anus. He was using it for pleasure and then it got stuck.

 

Thanks!

 

Holy fuck. :blank:

I lol'd hard at the anus story.

 

Umm Coolsiege I'm sure there's something online about Gerbil eye problems. I can't be arsed to google anything and I also don't know what its eye looks like. You should try looking it up.

I hope it turns out ok.

 

 

My sister works at a hospital and someone told her that a man came in with a gerbil stuck up his anus. He was using it for pleasure and then it got stuck.

 

Oh my god :lol:

^ Yup, if you can't bring him to the vet, then try to get eye drops at the next apothecary. :\

If I were you, I'd bring it to Pet Co.

 

If you have one near you. You could probably ask someone who manages the gerbil department if they can help you with your problem... And if they can't then they could probably tell you if it's infected or not.

 

My sister works at a hospital and someone told her that a man came in with a gerbil stuck up his anus. He was using it for pleasure and then it got stuck.

 

what. the. FUCK.

Richard Gere infamously did that gerbil thing, he rolled it around in cocaine first (It's not exactly a common practice, but it's very well known and I'm surprised everyones so shocked about it).

 

Doesn't make it any less WTF though.

Well a lot of people have pleasure with animals. My best friend used to study to become a nurse and during her training sessions in a hospital, a girl came in, with a dog between her legs. She didn't know that when dogs came, there's a little hook at the end of their penis that cling in the female's uterus. She learned it the hard way, if I dare use that word.

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That is disgusting :/

 

You could try putting some eye drops in his eye?

 

^ Yup, if you can't bring him to the vet, then try to get eye drops at the next apothecary.

 

I guess I could try that, I just don't know what kind of eye drops to get. :uhoh:

She didn't know that when dogs came, there's a little hook at the end of their penis that cling in the female's uterus.

 

Now THATS wtf! I'm intrigued, I asked the google man and nothing came back.

 

There's a hook on the end of its penis? I don't get it, firstly, why? And also, what usually happens? Like does the hook eventually release?

Now THATS wtf! I'm intrigued, I asked the google man and nothing came back.

 

There's a hook on the end of its penis? I don't get it, firstly, why? And also, what usually happens? Like does the hook eventually release?

 

BOY... I would hate to be on the wrong end of that. Very interesting....in a sick way lol. :laugh3:

Now THATS wtf! I'm intrigued, I asked the google man and nothing came back.

 

There's a hook on the end of its penis? I don't get it, firstly, why? And also, what usually happens? Like does the hook eventually release?

 

Yeah it comes out when they come. And I don't know if 'hook' is the exact good qay to call this in English, but it's the translation from French :thinking: and yeah it releases after half an hour or so.

and I guess that the hook is there to make sure that the semence stays in the female's uterus? :thinking: I don't know, that's what my friend told me and it's not just some rumour, she actually saw it and is no liar :P My other friend who works in the human resources of a hospital told me it happens often :\

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