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My gerbil's eye is fucked up.

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From a little gerbil to.. yeah. Whatever the fuck that was.

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Hahaha yeah, I'm sorry :disappointed: ignore me :P

I am now scarred. Thanks, Marie. :dead:

 

I'm sorry about your gerbil, Kelsie. I hope you're able to make it better.

I hope it turns out ok.

 

 

My sister works at a hospital and someone told her that a man came in with a gerbil stuck up his anus. He was using it for pleasure and then it got stuck.

 

Happens quite a lot, apparently. Rumours have been circulating for years that Richard Gere might have had this very problem...................... :rolleyes:

I guess I could try that, I just don't know what kind of eye drops to get. :uhoh:

 

Ask the apothecary what helps with irritated/infected eyes. :uhoh:

Hey can we keep talking about the dog penis hook thing? Please? Thanks.

 

Maybe I should make a thread.

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Ask the apothecary what helps with irritated/infected eyes. :uhoh:

 

Yeah but would human eyedrops work for gerbils? :blank:

Yeah but would human eyedrops work for gerbils? :blank:

 

Well, yeah, probably. :P It's still better than doing nothing at all.

I hope it turns out ok.

 

 

My sister works at a hospital and someone told her that a man came in with a gerbil stuck up his anus. He was using it for pleasure and then it got stuck.

 

I Got told that by my Science Teacher :laugh3:

That he had rolled it in Drugs and Shoved it up his Ass ?

Poor Gerbil :(

Damn you Marie! I was just eating a hot-dog :disappointed:

 

But yeah i knew that already. It's almost impossible to separate 2 dogs after they had sex cos of that hook thingy.

 

Btw..*fangirl moment* REILLO!!!! :cheesy:

Damn you Marie! I was just eating a hot-dog :disappointed:

 

But yeah i knew that already. It's almost impossible to separate 2 dogs after they had sex cos of that hook thingy.

 

Btw..*fangirl moment* REILLO!!!! :cheesy:

 

HOLY CRAP ... I wish I hadn't read that comment ... I can totally picture you trying to separate evil Husky from another dog now. :blank:

Btw, kels.. i think this doggy fancies you :whip:

 

 

 

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HOLY CRAP ... I wish I hadn't read that comment ... I can totally picture you trying to separate evil Husky from another dog now. :blank:

Nooo! My husky is still pure and innocent.. i can't same the same about my other doggy though :uhoh:

Nooo! My husky is still pure and innocent.. i can't same the same about my other doggy though :uhoh:

 

I bet he raped Tuki Tuki before he peed on it. :o So not innocent and pure ...

 

Hahahaha ... your dog is a slut then? :wacky:

Reno! Good day sir :nice:

 

The penis hook thing is a pretty smart idea, maybe I'll get one when I went to impregnate a ladyfriend.

Good to see you Reillo! I heard you took a break but so glad to see you're back :lips:

 

True, she wouldn't be able to push you away but you'd have to stay like that for like 1 hr :uhoh:

Ren is back! (and his disturbing pics as well)

and Reilly too!

It seems some people are coming back (Lore as well).

And I say you feed it to a rattlesnake.

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Thanks for perverting my thread guys. :disappointed:

Ren is back! (and his disturbing pics as well)

and Reilly too!

It seems some people are coming back (Lore as well).

And I say you feed it to a rattlesnake.

Hahaha Sorry for that pic but i bet Kels loved it :lips:

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Why would I love it? I'm going to have nightmares, thanks a lot. :bigcry:

Thanks for perverting my thread guys. :disappointed:

 

Talking about gerbils on the internet will always, ALWAYS, lead to this conversation.

 

Can't guarantee the penis hook thing will come up but definitely the anus part.

Hahaha Sorry for that pic but i bet Kels loved it :lips:

 

Dogs are nasteh! In fact most mammals are gross, I only find cute snakes, spiders and flies.

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Talking about gerbils on the internet will always, ALWAYS, lead to this conversation.

 

Can't guarantee the penis hook thing will come up but definitely the anus part.

 

I wasn't aware of that. :P

 

Dogs are nasteh! In fact most mammals are gross, I only find cute snakes, spiders and flies.

 

You are weird. :surprised:

I feel so innocent and pure because I never thought gerbils and anusses are something that can be combined.

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You, innocent and pure? HA!

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