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Change of plans, we can freeze Chris Martin :3

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Dear Chris Martin

 

 

....Your parents shouldve named you Drew

 

 

 

cuz If I bought a guitar you'd be the reason for the teardrops on it.

Dear Chris Martin,

 

Make me your wife pleaz. Thanks.

Well, I had a conversation with someone about how awesome it would be if Chris gave us a naked picture of him, and he gave it personally lulz.

So, we imagined what it would look like.

 

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:awesome:

:lol::wink3:

ITS AWESOME HOW WE'RE SO COMFORTABLE AROUND EACH OTHER THAT WE CAN POST NEKKID CHRISSY DRAWINGS :heart:

now do guy :sweatdrop:

Jeez, and I thought American high schools were bad...

:laugh3:

OH NO. Am I a dirty child? :blush:

Well, too bad pussies, if you can't handle it then you shouldn't be here :tongue:

Those who do, and want then welcome :cheesy:

 

Altho, I did get sacred, I got a PM and I thought it would be a mod or hell, even Ian to tell me that it was waay too innapropiate. But It was just an award announcement.

 

Btw, vote me for biggest Chris fan bitches :botoxlips:

we're all dirty, we're just waiting for chris to come wash us off:wink3:'

 

BTW VOTE NETTERZ FOR BIGGEST CHRIS FAN

yah thats right :heart:

I Bet she'll make his Penis smaller than Chris' :P

Anette I dare you to post that in the art thread!

hahahaha

I Bet she'll make his Penis smaller than Chris' :P

 

i know, that was my first thought!:laugh3::laugh3:

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Omg those drawing are so awesome.

Now I think about Chris naked, and it's only 1pm, thanks.:blank:

 

LOLOLOLOL.

I know you like it :tongue:

 

don't be so mean Anette:( besides i never said i didn't agree your plans to Chrisnap and clone Chris, i'm all for that:D

 

Well, sort of sarcasm.

AND YES, OF COURSE YOU ARE.

 

Anette when are you posting more pics for us:wink3:

i want to have really good dreams:smug:

 

Well, they just come up when it does, I didn't plan to post those drawing here :lol:

So, all I can do is just say the most disturbing things.

 

:wideeyed:

Annut you just made me so happy and fangirl again with your drawing

 

YOU'RE WELCOME :awesome:

 

:lol::wink3:

ITS AWESOME HOW WE'RE SO COMFORTABLE AROUND EACH OTHER THAT WE CAN POST NEKKID CHRISSY DRAWINGS :heart:

now do guy :sweatdrop:

 

:laugh3:

 

we're all dirty, we're just waiting for chris to come wash us off:wink3:'

 

BTW VOTE NETTERZ FOR BIGGEST CHRIS FAN

yah thats right :heart:

 

:botoxlips:

Sure.

 

NO NETZ GONNA DRAW HIM :snobby:

ill whip her into submission!:whip::evil:

 

:uhoh: Oh, okay I'll make it for sure..erm. I don't have the hots for Guy tho :P

 

I Bet she'll make his Penis smaller than Chris' :P

WHY YOU SAY THAT... :uhoh:

 

Anette I dare you to post that in the art thread!

hahahaha

 

LOLNO, THEY'D BEAT ME TO A PULSE.

Well for one Chris is taller and bigger I'm sure :thinking:

LOLOLOLOL.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LOLNO, THEY'D BEAT ME TO A PULP.

 

Yo Dawg

 

 

I fixed it.

:botoxlips:

Sure.

 

:uhoh: Oh, okay I'll make it for sure..erm. I don't have the hots for Guy tho :P

:kiss:!

 

yes, yes you do.

:cool:

Well for one Chris is taller and bigger I'm sure :thinking:

 

:lol:yeah and guy has smaller feet

You did the drawing Anutz ?

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Erm.. yes :uhoh: I did the top one tho :mean:

 

I SHOULD DRAW NAKED ANDREW<3

Erm.. yes :uhoh: I did the top one tho :mean:

 

I SHOULD DRAW NAKED ANDREW<3

 

Omg I laughed so much because I was sure it was you. :heart:

I saved your draw, they're too awesome. :awesome:

 

KJBZEKJFBAKEBF IF YOU DRAW ANDREW ZLRKGHRZJLHGZG I WILL LOOSE AKEJFBAEKJBFA MY FREAKING ZKJFHKJEFGJAHGFAEF MIND AOIEHFAKJEHFKJAEFAGFG . :freak:

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Yo Dawg

 

 

I fixed it.

 

FUCK YOU IT'S PULSE.

well i know you told some people you were 14 so i was keepin up the lies.

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Gee, by one year? :lol:

 

I said that when I was 12, and I usually told peope I was 15..

 

hehe, I wonder how people here are going to take this :uhoh:

at least you werent old and pretending to be young

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It's so stupid both ways.

I wasn't pretending, I just said that I was that age so people wouldn't be like "OMG YOU'RE THIRTEEN OMG YOU ARE SO YOUNG WE CAN ONLYTALK ABOUT PUPPIES" and so on.

WHAT! 8 hours later and theres no uproar?

 

no posts condemning this thread or anettes disturbing pic?

 

WTF!

 

 

 

 

 

.....unless everyone has been stunned into silence

 

 

Anette you killed the thread! No ones going to want to post in a thread with LEAD SINGER PENIS EVERYWHERE!

 

chat roulette has problem with that enough!

 

No, it's because they don't come in here bc they can't be bothered

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