August 13, 201015 yr Yes, it is true. I've have this planned for a while, and thought of making a thread, but I've been busy.. Anyways, so yes, uh I've put this to thought, and I think we can clone Chris Martin, since I can not have the real one. How?.. well we've cloned a sheep, so it's possible.. so what I'm planning is that now that the Cold Game is still active, it is possible to get his DNA. Like for example, I remember this girl has his water bottle. BOOM. Saliva = DNA. Or, what we could do, is maybe some of the best stalker here, can get some hair, blood, maybe skin? And when technology has advanced and we are able to clone humans, we can all have our personal Chris Martins. And yes, we can also make Will Champions, and Guy Berrymans and Jonny Bucklands if we wished. So, if you get a chance and have some Chrissy saliva, please notify. :blank: *gulp*
August 13, 201015 yr I agree, in fact Chris once said that he spits a lot during concerts so the front row gets covered in DNA. All we need is for one of us to get in the front row and BAM! We could have an army of Chris Martins.
August 13, 201015 yr Author If we had an army, people will destroy it. I'd say we make them secret, you know, keep them in our closets, or as a pet. A pet you have sex with.
August 13, 201015 yr But by the time the clone grows up, you'll be pretty old, especially if cloning humans isn't possible until decades from now.
August 13, 201015 yr Author ^ You've got a point there. I think we can clone humans, but it's illegal or sumfin. Or I saw that in that movie :thinking: Hmm :thinking: He doesn't have to be exactly 30.. old enough for me to not be a pedo. Hmm, maybe I can make him stupid so he doesn't run away, so he wouldn't be like "You're old I'm going to go marry some Gwyneth clone!" So you know, yeah :blank:
August 13, 201015 yr ^^See I was thinking about that, but by the time we'd be able to do this maybe we'll have a way to make them age? And it was strange because I just had a huge conversation with my boyfriend about how I'd keep Chris in my closet if I had him. He suggested a spare room, but I'd want Chris with me :wink3:
August 13, 201015 yr Author I wouldn't be like sexually attracted to men. Just attracted to Chris. Chrisexual :blank:
August 13, 201015 yr lol this thread turned out better than i thought but how would other people feel about it? like you could never take him out in public! there'd be prints in the news stories of Chris martin having sex with underaged females would pop up EVERYWHERE and the real chris martin would probably freak out! unless of coarse you explained that you cloned him... but then everyone would want your cloning machine ....everyone would want a clone..... of WHOEVER THEY WANTED Can you imagine what a place the world would be if that happened? ...if Justini Bieber and Corey Taylor and Lady Gaga were to be cloned :bomb: so what do you do? lock Chris in your closet his whole life?.... thats horrible I want my chrissyclone to be happy.. and have a life and career ... i want him to be happy just like the original youd have to make the clone and then destroy it after you made chris so no evil could come of its use .......Ive given this way..... way... way too much thought. :disappointed:
August 13, 201015 yr Can you imagine what a place the world would be if that happened? ...if Justini Bieber and Corey Taylor and Lady Gaga were to be cloned :bomb: TEN THOUSAND JUSTIN BIEBERS!!!!!
August 13, 201015 yr Author lol this thread turned out better than i thought but how would other people feel about it? like you could never take him out in public! there'd be prints in the news stories of Chris martin having sex with underaged females would pop up EVERYWHERE and the real chris martin would probably freak out! unless of coarse you explained that you cloned him... but then everyone would want your cloning machine ....everyone would want a clone..... of WHOEVER THEY WANTED Can you imagine what a place the world would be if that happened? ...if Justini Bieber and Corey Taylor and Lady Gaga were to be cloned :bomb: so what do you do? lock Chris in your closet his whole life?.... thats horrible I want my chrissyclone to be happy.. and have a life and career ... i want him to be happy just like the original youd have to make the clone and then destroy it after you made chris so no evil could come of its use .......Ive given this way..... way... way too much thought. :disappointed: Haha, yes you have. 1.I would probably make him look different?.. maybe take him some place deserted, just him and me.. 2. I'd actually be older. That cannot happen, It just can't. What I can also do, is make my own, and destroy the cloning machine.
August 13, 201015 yr Haha, yes you have. 1.I would probably make him look different?.. maybe take him some place deserted, just him and me.. 2. I'd actually be older. That cannot happen, It just can't. What I can also do, is make my own, and destroy the cloning machine. ...but after you make mine? ...right anette.... right? ...right? because you know i want him as much as you do if not more
August 13, 201015 yr Author Okay, for saying that you might like Chris Martin more than me, makes a better chance that you will not get your clone :blank: Because you Gena, are aware of my strong, heavy, passionate love for Christopher. :blank:
August 13, 201015 yr Okay, for saying that you might like Chris Martin more than me, makes a better chance that you will not get your clone :blank: Because you Gena, are aware of my strong, heavy, passionate love for Christopher. :blank: i know but i have no idea where yours is in relation to mine... so how would i know and besides i said maybe :p
August 13, 201015 yr I'd say we make them secret, you know, keep them in our closets, or as a pet. A pet you have sex with. Are you quite alright today? :wtf:
August 13, 201015 yr Can I Order a Clone Please :rolleyes: This is Exactly what I Was thinking Yesterday, I Want a Chris Martin all to myself . I Can imagine a Coldplay concert filled half with crazy fangirls and half with Chrissy Clones, You think the original will Notice ?
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