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Change of plans, we can freeze Chris Martin :3

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Anette what do you do with your chris doll :uhoh2:

it looks so much like a voodoo doll :uhoh2:

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^Anette you should make a life sized one :charm:

 

 

hurhurchrismartinblowupdolls.

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:sad:

 

I.. I like to hug it at night and pretend it's him..

 

 

IT'S NOT A DILDO. Or a voodoo.. why would I want to hurt my precious?

but you may make him fall in love with you:wink3:

 

EDIT: i want ur avis bigger version on this thread

lol Bruder.

 

So is sister like..... Suder?

schwester :lol::P

HIYAH.

NETTE

^Anette you should make a life sized one :charm:

 

 

hurhurchrismartinblowupdolls.

 

:laugh3:

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If Chris looked at me that way I'd faint. lulzwut.

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RUN? AHAHAHAH, never.

 

Even if he had a velociraptor in a cage, ready to release, I would never run, I would die a happy child.

RUN? AHAHAHAH, never.

 

Even if he had a velociraptor in a cage, ready to release, I would never run, I would die a happy child.

 

That avi! :laugh3:

 

But let's face the fact Guy is better at making sexfaces.

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Out, this is my thread so I can devote it to Chris and only Chris.

 

*points outside*

RUN? AHAHAHAH, never.

 

Even if he had a velociraptor in a cage, ready to release, I would never run, I would die a happy child.

 

i think that would be frightening:uhoh2:

but i'll just hide and look at his sexiness from afar:p

 

That avi! :laugh3:

 

But let's face the fact Guy is better at making sexfaces.

 

chris doesn't need to make sex faces,

he is just too sexy :snobby:

Okay, okay, I'm giving up :D

 

Chris is hot, but in a less conventional way

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^^Yes, the second thing.

 

I am cruel, I thought you all got that.

^no u're just a normal 13 year old:p

^There is no such thing as normal here...

 

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These smileys represent this TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME THREAD with all it's "normal" people. :D :D :D :D :D :D

Omg the pic where chris make a bad face make me laugh so much. He seems like saying: WTF ?:dozey:

:lol:

And the one you post Prospekt is wonderful.:heart:

Wow, thanks so much. :wideeyed:

 

*saves the pic*

Go ahead then. :wideeyed:

 

:P

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