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I am scared of Facebook!

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I used to be happy

Adding people on Facebook

Now in the morning I wake up scared

That that creeper's found me again

 

I used to click the mouse

Feel the fear in that creeper's posts

Listen as my friends would type

'Now the creeper is gone. Long live Aashka!'

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I'm starting to dislike facebook more and more, actually.

I used to pride myself on not having Facebook.

 

Why oh why did I get Facebook.

I took that creeper up to Violet Hill,

Threw it off of the top,

For all of time the body will be there still,

So if you're a creeper,

Get away from me,

If you're a creeper,

Get away from me,

If you're a creeper,

Get away from me.

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Look at the creep

Look how they add you on facebook

cause they have nothing better to do

Yeah they were all yellow

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People are just faceraeping each other by commenting "oh my god you are so hot let's hang out some time" on my profile pictures. :disappointed:

 

random people or people you know :inquisitive:

People I (unfortunately) know.

^ Wanna hang out sometime? :charming:

When they try to add you on Facebook,

When they try to kill you because they didn't succeed,

When you feel so tired 'cus they won't leave

Your FB page alone

It depends what you use Facebook for.

I like it. I don't have a wall, I don't add weirdos and I use it simply for messaging people.

 

Never bothered with putting too much information on it and definitely don't mess around with applications etc, since they are lame.

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You are a sexy beast pherdlehuse, wanna hang out sometime :sneaky:

I hate you all. :mellow:

^ but I love you and your sexy eyes :charming: C'MON BBY LET'S HANG OUT SOMETIME.

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I have moved around a lot in my life, and facebook helps me stay connected with all the people I know. I like it and I'm not getting rid off it. I don't post any personal info on there and I only have like 3 pics of myself, so I think I'm safe at the moment.

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but you're so sexy pherdlehuse, if we don't hang out soon I think I'll go crazy. I'm gonna call you soon and then maybe we can hook up :wink3:

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don't be sad Pherdy, I'll call you soon you won't have to wait much longer :wink3:

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I'm planning an orgy, you can have him back after I'm finished with him :sneaky:

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