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I am scared of Facebook!

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^That's what I meant.

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Why didn't I think about that :thinking:

"Use the internet" hahaha

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Oh Greg Master of the Internet

 

please tell us lowly mortals how to correctly use the internet

 

I bow down in front of your greatness!

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Thank you Master

 

would you like me to polish your shoes for you, or maybe I could do your laundry

anything to keep the Great Internet Master happy!

Thank you Master

 

would you like me to polish your shoes for you, or maybe I could do your laundry

anything to keep the Great Internet Master happy!

 

Nah.

I'm self sufficient.

But thank you.

I never accept people that I don't know. I send him/her a message before ignoring their request and asking who she/he is and if he/she doesn't answer: AU REVOIR ! :wacky:

Oh Greg Master of the Internet

 

please tell us lowly mortals how to correctly use the internet

 

I bow down in front of your greatness!

 

Lesson #1

Don't ask me.

Google it.

 

Thank you Master

 

would you like me to polish your shoes for you, or maybe I could do your laundry

anything to keep the Great Internet Master happy!

:lol: :laugh3: :facepalm:

:dozey: facebook is so irritating- even with all the apps blocked.

when you have tons of friends, you get tons of birthday reminders. feels like every day i have a guilt trip for not wishing 5 people happy birthday. I lost my love for facebook/myspace, all of them. i never even signed on for twitter, ugh.

 

hey Master- time to post pics of yourself with the new tight clothes, LOL:wink3:

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Nah.

I'm self sufficient.

But thank you.

 

You are a very kind Master

but if you ever need anything, then you can always ask this humble servant of yours!

hey Master- time to post pics of yourself with the new tight clothes, LOL:wink3:

 

I took one today but I don't think it's suitable for here haha.

 

You are a very kind Master

but if you ever need anything, then you can always ask this humble servant of yours!

 

Noted.

You mean this forum does not have a backroom for top shelf material ? Dang.......:dozey:

Today is like the most I've used Facebook in like, forever.

You mean this forum does not have a backroom for top shelf material ? Dang.......:dozey:

 

Haha, it doesn't quite belong there, but you can almost see nips :stunned:

Someone should campaign for an x-rated section of the board...

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^^ Don't be so strange, Arwen!

 

I can be your servant as well if you want :wink3:

ahh the level of maturity is just amazing

 

What did you expect, the equivalent of the high school chess team and their srs over their chess?

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