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not when they write explicit sexual comments about what would they do with chris martin :laugh3:

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I like eggs.

 

Eggs are disgusting.

not when they write explicit sexual comments about what would they do with chris martin :laugh3:

 

thats true:laugh3:

 

but didn't you like the ideas on ways to kidnap him:p

not when they write explicit sexual comments about what would they do with chris martin :laugh3:

 

Are you sure your not confusing that with the Clone thread??

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I love how off topic this thread has gotten :rolleyes:

 

though I'm not sure it was ever on topic :thinking:

Are you sure your not confusing that with the Clone thread??

 

no, I think I haven't read that thread. But maybe I'm confusing it with another thread or usergroup, can't remember!

I had that and salmon on toast tonight :cool:

 

Salmon :sick:

Toast :awesome:

I Love burnt toast it's so good

thats true:laugh3:

 

but didn't you like the ideas on ways to kidnap him:p

 

no, if I had to kidnap a musician I'd kidnap Matt Bellamy :P

Salmon :sick:

Toast :awesome:

I Love burnt toast it's so good

 

Fish is amazing!

Burnt toast is bizarre.

Only thing Ive ever seen in the Chrissy thread aside from Chris, people saying hello, and the occasional comment on his hawt bod/face is Martinfan saying something about his bellybutton being the perfect place for keeping Ketchup to dip french fries in..... to with my reaction was :sick: and :wtf:

 

thats the only thing i seen to recall.

 

Now Anette thread........ :smartass:

Fish is amazing!

Burnt toast is bizarre.

 

I Don't like it so much if it isn't burnt

:P

no, if I had to kidnap a musician I'd kidnap Matt Bellamy :P

 

Sharing is caring.

 

 

and LOL at the 3 different conversation topics occurring at once.

Only thing Ive ever seen in the Chrissy thread aside from Chris, people saying hello, and the occasional comment on his hawt bod/face is Martinfan saying something about his bellybutton being the perfect place for keeping Ketchup to dip french fries in..... to with my reaction was :sick: and :wtf:

 

thats the only thing i seen to recall.

 

Now Anette thread........ :smartass:

 

haha next time I get some french fries I'll ask for a Chris Martin for keeping my ketchup...ewww sweaty chris martin ketchup

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I want to smear Chris Martin's chest with Nutella and then lick it off him :sneaky:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm just joking people :rolleyes:

no, if I had to kidnap a musician I'd kidnap Matt Bellamy :P

 

sorry hes mine:snobby:

 

but im willing to share:laugh3:

^^ Arwen, WTF was that all about? :thinking:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OMG I LOVE CHRISSY

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That was a randomly random act of randomly randomized randomness.

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YUMMY CHRIS IN MY TUMMY :wink3:

 

 

 

 

(that sounds gross :embarrassed:)

 

 

 

(or does it :sneaky:)

sorry hes mine:snobby:

 

but im willing to share:laugh3:

 

ok :cheesy:

I'm gonna rub Marmite in Chris Martins ears and pick it out and flick it in his eyes oh yaaaa....

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CHRISSY IS MINE BIATCH :angry:

 

(he told me himself, last night :wink3:)

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