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SHE BRINGS ME MEXICAN FOOD FROM SOMBRERO'S JUST BECAUSE

 

AND MY GIRLFRIEND LIKES UL AND DHC, AND SHE'S SO SMART AND INDEPENDENT I DON'T THINK SHE NEEDS ME, QUITE HALF AS MUCH AS I KNOW I NEED HER, I WONDER WHY THERE'S NOT ANOTHER GUY THAT SHE'D PREFER

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My daddy’s got a gun...

 

It started with the hay loft a-creaking

Well it just started in the hay

With his long john’s on Pop went a-creeping

Out to the barn out to the hayloft

Young lovers with their legs tied up in knots

With his long tall gun Pop went a-creeping

To blow the hay loft dead head straight off

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And so, Ian and Anthony were killed by Cyborg pterodactyls with laser eyes.

Eventually, the cyborg pterodactyls overran the entire country, and Barack Obama was forced to renames the United States of America to the United States of Cyborg Pterodactyls. And they lived happily ever after. The End. Bitch.

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