HEHEHEHEHEHEHE :wacky:

My guess is that this guy is so blergh that he even tries to talk this right (fix it :}) after these major fails. I don't think this is the last we've seen of him.

The guy disappeared :laugh3: :laugh3:

 

Poor guy, he doesn't have a life :lol:

"Wait no, they're scrapping the whole album because I leaked it. They're starting completely over again. Everything I said was true because I'm the unofficial sixth member of Coldplay but now they dismembered me for doing this. They also completely reshot the video in a day because my description was spot on and they released it extra early. And i also got fired from my part-time job at Wal-mart, I-i mean EMI and so I was out of work for a little while but now I work from NME so I'll be able to get the same information to you tonight when I get home. Bye for now!" :)

^ YOU FORGOT TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE IT MAXIMIZES ANNOYINGNESS.

Why do you guys care about him?

It was obvious.

ahhhh just realized what happened... mmm Im over it , It had to end at some point anyway...

Chris' patch on his shirt in the Waterfall video is CK turned sideways to look like a human body.

ahhhh just realized what happened... mmm Im over it , It had to end at some point anyway...

 

so basically you were trolling...

so basically you were trolling...

 

Yes, and it worked better than I though... :stunned: , waiting for the album makes me imagine things... I want LP5 soo bad WILL!!! :drummer:

Yes, and it worked better than I though... :stunned: , waiting for the album makes me imagine things... I want LP5 soo bad WILL!!! :drummer:

 

I dont know what to say...

You lie, talking bullshit in all serious.

Then you get caught like a retard and now you think we just forget it what you've done and go like "Aww its alright worth a try"?

You just tried to fool us like idiots.

I cant even laugh about that, i just think you try to wind yourself out that with saying stuff like that.

Its sad and stupid.

 

If you just had made a simple joke or something but no... you've made 12 Million Accounts and made Threads with dumb stuff.

Yes, and it worked better than I though... :stunned: , waiting for the album makes me imagine things... I want LP5 soo bad WILL!!! :drummer:

I honestly don't know what to say. Do you know how much trouble you have brought to others with all your so-called 'imaginations'?

 

This is just so foolish. I feel really bad for some of the mods who had to spend a lot of time to manage all your troll accounts, and for the fans who blindly believed all your 'jokes'.

I dont know what to say...

You lie, talking bullshit in all serious.

Then you get caught like a retard and now you think we just forget it what you've done and go like "Aww its alright worth a try"?

You just tried to fool us like idiots.

I cant even laugh about that, i just think you try to wind yourself out that with saying stuff like that.

Its sad and stupid.

 

If you just had made a simple joke or something but no... you've made 12 Million Accounts and made Threads with dumb stuff.

 

I don't think it's that big a deal.

I dont know what to say...

You lie, talking bullshit in all serious.

Then you get caught like a retard and now you think we just forget it what you've done and go like "Aww its alright worth a try"?

You just tried to fool us like idiots.

 

:whaaat: Im not the Fool, If I actually was able to make you believe something (that was obiously fake because of the fact i did a wrong post at the bigining :confused: ) im not the fool, cause i found how to answer your questions, with a bunch of lies, but, only coldplay could prove me wrong, that was just a matter of time anyway...

:whaaat: Im not the Fool, If I actually was able to make you believe something (that was obiously fake because of the fack i did a wrong post at the bigining :confused: ) im not the fool, cause i found how to answer your questions, with a bunch of lies, but, only coldplay could prove me wrong, that was just a matter of time anyway...

 

I didnt believe a Jack what you said the whole time.

Because for me it was Obviously bollocks.

But i still dont like that when other People get fooled by a Fool who thinks hes funny when he talking so much trash for a joke.

Coldplayer1317, you ARE a fool despite of what you say. You shouldn't have kept on trolling like that, jeez, it's really annoying for the mods. And don't go all 'oh fuck what dumb of people to believe me in the first place' because there will always be people who really want to believe, so sure they fall for it, but f*ck you for giving it to them in the first place. Trolling is never nice. People won't forget this.

 

Sorry if this post seems incoherent or doesn't get the message across, I am a little tipsy. Hm, maybe a bit more than a little :S

don't go all 'oh fuck what dumb of people to believe me in the first place' because there will always be people who really want to believe

 

I don't think that, I would also believe anything coming from this site because i want the album as bad as everyone else does

I think you had a childish behavior... what could you gain from this wild trolling? I'm really disappointed and even a bit angry.

P.S: I used the most convenient words for this forum, I'd use another kind of words in the reality :dozey:...

:whaaat: Im not the Fool

Yes you are.

Why isn't he banned? I thought trolling wasn't allowed.

P.S: I used the most convenient words for this forum, I'd use another kind of words in the reality :dozey:...

 

Same here...

 

Why isn't he banned? I thought trolling wasn't allowed.

 

If he'd just excuse his stupid moves i wouldnt even be mad.

And even if he does now, i wouldnt believe it.

:whaaat: Im not the Fool, If I actually was able to make you believe something (that was obiously fake because of the fact i did a wrong post at the bigining :confused: ) im not the fool, cause i found how to answer your questions, with a bunch of lies, but, only coldplay could prove me wrong, that was just a matter of time anyway...

 

Well one or two troll moves aren't that bad, but once you start making giant stories and seeing people start to believe you, and you literally continue telling them stories and even making countless threads and accounts, it gets pretty ridiculous. And with all this THEN saying you're a Coldplay, I honestly wouldn't respect you as a person. I may not have believed you, but several fellow Coldplay fans got their hopes up. *smh*

Chris' patch on his shirt in the Waterfall video is CK turned sideways to look like a human body.

 

I also think so.

The CK looks more like a Astronaut the C is helmet :p

shame on you Coldplay1317.

 

Some people here (like me) thought for a moment you were telling the truth and defended you against the bans.

 

Around here, we really care about Coldplay and this is no place to come in and do that just for fun.