lol, i like the aston martin one "because you ahve a tiny penis", there was this show with all the commercials from around the world banned in america, and one was this contest where the contestants were women and they had a bunch of naked guys with a box in front of their wang, and the host would open a door on the box and the women would have to guess what car they had, the first one they kinda snickered and said "jaguar" and they got it right, the next guy they laughed and said "ferrari" and got that one right, then the last guy their jaws dropped and their eyes widened and they smile and say "mini", and then the announcer says "mini, because you have nothing to prove" or something like that :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lmao! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Photo in CNN headline news...

i havent slept for 10 days, because that would be too long

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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:lol: good one!

 

 

"Half the people you meet are below average"

why do they call it 'corn on the cob' when thats how it comes out of the ground? they shoudl call everything else 'corn off the cob', you wouldnt cut off my arm and call it 'andrew', and then sew it back on and call it 'andrew all together'

How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb?

 

Two.

 

One to ladder the hold, and the other to bulb in the screw.

 

 

 

 

 

:P

:lol: :lol: :lol: Oh man this thread is great! Those pictures are super funny :lol:

always borrow money froma pessimist they don't expect to be paid back

 

be nice to nerds and loners U may be working for them in the future

 

 

 

hard work pays off in the future laziness pays off now :lol: :rolleyes:

 

hard work pays off in the future laziness pays off now :lol: :rolleyes:

 

 

bahh!!! :confused:

be nice to nerds and loners U may be working for them in the future

 

whoa! :lol: :lol: :P

 

is that experience talking? :lol: (just kidding!)

 

 

always borrow money froma pessimist they don't expect to be paid back

 

good one!! :cool: i'll try and use it the next time i need money! ;-)

Our office sort of reminds me of Christmas.

 

 

 

I do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit!

:P

:lol:

some wise sayings here? ;)

one more...

3 Vampires

 

There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.

The second vampire walks into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.

 

The third vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of water."

 

The bartender says, "Why do you want a shot of water?"

 

The vampire pulls out a dirty tampon and says, "Tea time."

 

 

 

:stunned:

:rolleyes: :lol: :lol:

:P

:P :P :P *hides under the couch

:lol: :lol:

i'm on a roll here!

:dozey:

:P

some wise sayings here? ;)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

so u saw it at last! :lol: :P