Moral: Women are evil. Don't fuck with them

 

truer words have never been said :lol:

because i have a sick sense of humor

 

Q.whats the difference between a monkey and a pineapple?

 

A.the pineapple doesnt scream when you cut it in half

on a traffic light green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow', but on a banana its backwards, green means 'hold on', yellow means 'go ahead', and red means 'where the f*ck did you get that banana?!'

:lol: :dozey:

okay...since Jess wanted to see this one... :D :P

 

 

"When I born, I Black"

 

 

This was written by a black guy in Texas.......so funny.....what

a

great sense of humor.

 

When I born, I black.

When I grow up, I black.

When I go in sun, I black.

When I cold, I black.

When I scared, I black.

When I sick, I black.

And when I die, I still black.

 

You white folks...... When you born, you pink.

When you grow up, you white.

When you go in sun, you red.

When you cold, you blue.

When you scared, you yellow.

When you sick, you green.

When you bruised you purple.

And when you die, you gray........

 

 

 

 

 

So who you callin' colored.

ummm so if u didn't like that one, or it was offensive to ya...don't be hatin me! :lol:

 

i'm not even black...or white! :D :P

^^umm .. interesting.. :)

 

the top two are really funny !

some more bombshells!

 

 

Subject: Things we all know is TRUE!!

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>10 TRUTHS BLACK AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

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>1. Elvis is dead.

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>2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

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>3. Jesus was not White.

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>4. Skinny does not equal sexy.

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>5. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.

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>6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.

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>7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.

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>8. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.

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>9. Kissing your pet is not cute.

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>10. Rap music is here to stay.

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>10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW BUT LATIN PEOPLE DON'T ADMIT:

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>1. Chicken is food, not a roommate.

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>2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies .

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>3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.

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>4. Hickey's are unattractive.

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>5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your

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>family.

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>6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.

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>7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.

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>8. Jesus is not a name for your son.

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>9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.

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>10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your BUTT

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>whooped (or theirs).

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>10 TRUTHS WHITE AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

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>1. Tupac is dead.

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>2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

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>3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.

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>4. O.J. did it

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>5. Teeth should not be decorated.

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>6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.

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>7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.

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>8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color).

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>9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

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>10. Your pastor doesn't know everything

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okay...since Jess wanted to see this one... :D :P

 

 

"When I born, I Black"

 

 

This was written by a black guy in Texas.......so funny.....what

a

great sense of humor.

 

When I born, I black.

When I grow up, I black.

When I go in sun, I black.

When I cold, I black.

When I scared, I black.

When I sick, I black.

And when I die, I still black.

 

You white folks...... When you born, you pink.

When you grow up, you white.

When you go in sun, you red.

When you cold, you blue.

When you scared, you yellow.

When you sick, you green.

When you bruised you purple.

And when you die, you gray........

 

 

 

 

 

So who you callin' colored.

 

:lol: :lol: That's actually pretty funny

:lol: glad you liked it! and it's just a joke...

>10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW BUT LATIN PEOPLE DON'T ADMIT:

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>1. Chicken is food, not a roommate.

omg!

thats so mean

hahah

 

>10 TRUTHS WHITE AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

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>1. Tupac is dead.

>6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.

 

hahahaa

We know, don't worry :lol:

**Your country's flag is not a car decoration.

 

**Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your

family.

 

**Jesus is not a name for your son.

**Maria is a name but not for every other daughter

 

These are especially hilarious.. :sneaky: :lol:

i know some of them (heck, all of them!) are really mean...so that's why i was hesitant to put them on here...

:lol: There was a guy on American Idol named Jesus and every time Simon would say "Jesus, that was dreadful" it sounded like he was cussing. :stunned:

he was named jesus?

hahah

are you sure it wasnt like hey zeus ?

See, you need to pronouce it like haysoos so that it doesn't sound so weird... :)

are you sure it wasnt like hey zeus ?

 

omg...that was funny! cdplayerbroke....that was really good one! :lol: :lol:

Soleil...wow!

 

i'm kinda surprised that nobody took strong exception to that joke yet...

 

*phew* sigh of relief...

ha

there's alot of hispanics where i live so i dont really know how to type out "jesus"

its just something you say if that makes sense

the thing is that some of the things musiclover put up are true. i mean, i don't have anyone named jesus in my family, but there is a juan. and maria's - there's ton of them out there.

 

omg and the banner thing!! ha you should see over here on puerto rican day or on a mexican festival... they have the hugest flags on their cars!!

 

i didn't get the chicken one though.. :/

like they are a 3rd world country so they live with chickens

ooohhh... that one's bad.. :/

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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awww Gaby...don't think too much about it. these are all just stereotypes of various ethnic groups...they're not to be taken seriously :-)

 

i'm sure there's a ton of such things to be said about Asians! :D :P

i know, that's why i laughed at the end... i still thought the joke was funny.