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Jokes to laf your heart out! so post dangit!

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when my cousin don't send them for his freinds :angry:

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huh? that didn't make any sense...in fact, is that even a complete sentence? :huh:

just go here: End of the World

 

it might offend some people from some countries, i dunno, but hey, its all good :D

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man that's damn funny!!! yo...i mean, yeah...it could offend some folks...but what the heck! :lol: :lol:

huh? that didn't make any sense...in fact' date=' is that even a complete sentence? :huh:[/quote']

today i was searching a pic for you, i don't find them so i ask my cousin where was my pics...he was embarassed...and now i know that i've got a teengae fan club :confused:

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dang!!! but he's your cousin! :stunned:

it's a silly game between us :sneaky:

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hmmm and game's loser is me 'cuz no pics! :P

i didn't say that i have send all the pics :wink3:

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ok, did ya'll see that movie i gave the link to?

:wink3:

not yet

i've got many things to do before

sorry :confused:

i've seen today a remake of madonna american life

i was like :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ity's called homosexual life and it's really funny

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oh! cool! :cool:

 

send me your pics when you get time. i will be away for the next many days though :confused:

oh no

who 's gonna be my poster mania partner...

*take a look a the statistics*

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who care 'bout that? me after da pics! :P

:lol:

 

(just kidding)

desappointed...

i'm just a pic nothing more than a pic :confused:

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Hey! I was only kidding!!!

 

anyways, I know I'm not getting your pics... :cry: you always just fooling around, never actually gonna send any. i know. :(

mais non mais non :idea2:

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the

background

three

finalists...

Two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA

agents

took one of the

men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions,

no

matter what the

circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife

sitting in a

chair.

Kill Her!!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never

shoot

my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for

this

job."

The second man was given the same instructions.

He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet

for about five

minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes.

"I

tried, but I

can't

kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take

your wife and go

home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the

same

instructions,

to

kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the

room.

Shots were

heard,

one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing,

banging

on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The

door opened slowly

and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from

her

brow, and said,

"This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to

death with the

chair."

Moral: Women are evil. Don't fuck with them

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