Dun dun dun dun! Dun dun dun dun dun dun DUN DUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!

 

Welcome all to my 1000th Post!

 

You are all cordially invited to join me here in my 1000th post for some fine dining and entertainment.

 

You may each have your own bottle of one of thirty-five types of champagne, and help yourselves to the food on the back table, which is where we have more delicacies than Bill Gates' birthday party.

 

The main course for tonight is a choice between steamed Blue Lobster tails and blue whale morsels with a brandy sauce made from brandy aged over 300 years, or Sauteed Silverback Gorilla kabobs wrapped in bacon made from a baby white tiger. Each meal is "All You Can Eat."

 

Let the Extravaganza Begin!!!! *pops cork*

congrats to "the Chad"!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

hmm...you got some crystal??? :smug:

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee well done Chad :P

 

please play a song for us to celebrate!!! :P ;)

awesome!!!!!!!!!!!! congrats chad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! time to get drunk! *hic* :dozey:

yes,yes,yes! play a song man!!!!!!!!! :P

cheers :D :drunk:

THE CHAD!!!!!!!! :o It's finally happened!! I must say..you kick all of our asses with how you celebrated it! LOL!!

 

Well done my friend, well done!!

 

*grabs a glass of champagne* LET THE PARTY BEGIN!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! :D

indeed, over to my left is a room that holds nearly 30,000 bottles of Crystal! Take a bottle, infact, take a few home for the wife and kids! Hell, give them out as Christmas presents, or even donate some! I've got a warehouse in Tahiti that holds over 400,000 more! Mwahaha, *polishes monocle*

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, go team chadathin...yes..I'm going to call you that for now on :D

Click the link below and I will perform for you a song!

 

http://www.chadyochum.com/mp3/Chad%20Yochum%20-%20Make%20It%20Happen.mp3

 

hehehe... drink up! It makes you enjoy the music more! The Blue Whale Morsels are almost finished! Iron Chef Morimoto and Wolfgang Puck are working hard to make your meals perfectly delicious!

indeed' date=' over to my left is a room that holds nearly 30,000 bottles of Crystal! Take a bottle, infact, take a few home for the wife and kids! Hell, give them out as Christmas presents, or even donate some! I've got a warehouse in Tahiti that holds over 400,000 more! Mwahaha, *polishes monocle*[/quote']

 

geez :o ....who is Jay-Z :rolleyes: ....u da man nemo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :cool:

YAY! THIS IS FUN!! CHAD'S SO GENEROUS! LOL

this makes P. Diddy's parties look like a broom closet with a lawn chair and an open box of ritz crackers!

l :stunned: :stunned: k there...paris and nikki have arrived...yay.... :cool:

HAHAHAH!! paris and nikki?? how lovely! LOL! hahah

 

OH MY!! is that ashton kutcher? LOL! wooooooot! *runs to make her move*

yeah but demi is jus gettin some bottles of crystal......so take care..you dont wanna have trouble with two divas at the same time..... :lol: :lol:

Paris & Nikki: We're here

Doorman: *looks them up and down* Ha ha ha ha, you think you can get in to this party? Ha Ha, how naive, off with you!

Paris & Nikki: but we're the Hilton sisters!

Doorman: Yes, and I'm the doorman, Go to a P. Diddy party or something, ha ha ha....

:angry: :angry: ...bahh...chad!..wtf! bahh....u gonna get me britney or what??? :rolleyes:

yeah but demi is jus gettin some bottles of crystal......so take care..you dont wanna have trouble with two divas at the same time.....

 

Oh, i know for sure i can take Demi..she's old! LOL!!

 

...bahh...chad!..wtf! bahh....u gonna get me britney or what???

 

Can Ashton Kutcher at least stay? :P

i want some celeb! :angry:

he's cool, Britney can stay, but NOT the Hilton sisters...

hahaha....YAY! Ashton can stay!!

 

*grabs another bottle* excuse me..I have Mr. Kutcher cornered.

Emril: May I have your attention please...

 

 

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.... Dinner is served!

ahhh..cmon...i bet its not!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

cmon buddy..im having a talk with brit...you cant call now for dinner! :angry: :wink3: