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people put too much thought into their band name... I've thought of mine for years, I've been through names like Epoch, Awayke, Little Nemo (until that bastard fish came along and ruined everything) and finally I just decided on "Willow Pattern" but no one likes it. However, I really dont care, because when you really sit and think about it, a lot of band names are really dumb on their own... For instance: Goo Goo Dolls is an awful name, but no one really cares. Radiohead is a plain name, but the music brings meaning to it. Travis is a plain name, and Elbow is pretty ridiculous, but when you hear the music, it changes the name.

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yeah, band names are pretty much meaningless, but i remember when i was 15 and starting a band, and at that point, having a cool name seemed more important than writing songs or being able to play an instrument. :P

 

here are my suggestions, which are all filthy guttertrash and not to be taken seriously:

 

Big Johnson and the Face Baths

The Gloryholes

The Heart-Shaped Boxes (it's a nirvana song, but it's something else too :P )

The Dental Dams

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Taken from the greatest band-name archive... http://www.theorchidpool.com/swarmingmidget

 

* The Intergalactic Pimps

* Filth

* Ska Skank Redemption

* Myascis Huge

* The Pencil Sharpener That Could

* Evil Mousepad

* Hello, My Name is Hoju

* SAT score? 9

* Grade 8 Was My Best 3 Years of School

* Fat Baby Jake

* Nobody Nose

* The Pre-Madonnas

* Chinese Arithmetic

* Proven Itch Fighters

* Narcissus

* Hoosier Daddy

* Holy Socks

* Early Maxwell

* Wallace

* Kermit

* Mr. Derriere

* Suicide Kites

* Pink Startled Jazz

* The Suspicious

* Pappa Tuff and the Wobbly Goblins

* Farmers Like Money

* Oiltankers In The Water

* Where's My Regis Tie?

* Where's My Oprah's Book Club Newsletter?

* Where's My Toenail Clippers?

* Where's My Manhood? Oh Well...

* I Found My Paycheck!

* Bullfrogs Eat Mud

* Pinocytotic Vince and the Vesicles

* Those Guys Who Do That Thing With The Stuff

* Bell Hender

* Superfluous Redundancy And Repetition

* What's All This Then

* Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

* Sorry I Lost Your Steak Knives

* Boomer and the Primitive Screwheads

* That's Just Awful

* Hardly Ever A Good Thing

* Slow Motion Disgust

* Mackus Daddius

* Actresses on Fire

* Grand Pappy and the Fuzzy Slippers

* Cosmo and the Slightly Accurate Knifethrowers

* Feminist Play-Doh

* Teacher Trouble

* Doomgiver

* Plastic Tongue

* Master Zero

* Ker-Punk

* Mudphlap

* The Indefagitables

* Loose Affiliation of Losers

* Public Hairs

* Massive Midgets

* Chainsaw Paradise

* Hemorhaging Hemophiliac

* The Good Mr. Highjacker

* I Believe in Castles

* My Next Door Neighbor's Compost Pile

* Well Smelled Life, The

* Nothing Better to Brew

* Booty Beaters

* Music to Knit to

* A Gag Bag

* Emergancy Exit Bellboys

* Nothin Like a Good Beating

* Tunes to Croon to

* The Lucky Number Dtupid

* The Amoebic Marauders of Doom

* Hortence van Postlethwaite

* The Blown O-Rings

* Drawn and Quartered

* Stillbirth

* Victim's Sister

* Angola Rodeo

* Chapter 11

* Girus

* Fifth wall

* Gaseous Clay

* Louis Pasteur and His Silly Bacteria

* Fog Machine

* Hooked On Ebonics

* Udo's Scary

* Crucial Christmas

* Poisoned Germans

* Freaky Joe Remer

* Scary Larry

* The Single Polymers

* Trust Me, I'm Available

* 53 Ways to Buy Respect

* Methane Huffers

* The Flaming Brooms

* Calculating Cockeyes

* Knock Kneed Neanderthals

* Ether Ethan

* Hybrid Moments

* Mysteries of the Manchu

* The Asters

* Copyrot

* Siamese Squad

* Jackie's Jackets

* Mutant Microbes

* Walking Cliché

* Asian Astronaut

* The Not-so-Divine Comedy

* Minds: Bubble-Wraped for Safety

* Poisoned Tears

* Fresh-Peeled Brains

* Infected Daydream

* Stop Before It Burns

* Silver Sweet

* Raising Darwin

* HAL 9000

* Naked Faith

* Rasputin's Dog

* Billy's Little Big Sister

* Big Little Man

* Booze 'n Bimbos

* Crazy Mobile Phone Dealer

* Maimed Indefinitely

* Organ Donors

* Assignment Three

* The Not So Scary Omen

* Dugged

* Drum Machine's Daughter

* Type B Positive

* The Windows Near The Doors

* The Guy Who Killed Kenny

* Fatter than Cartman

* It's Two In The Morning

* Stereo Ron

* Racked My Brain

* The Crypt Thingy

* Should Quit

* Something Else

* The Little Wankers

* Bum Fluff

* Skull Stench Of Hell

* I Am Joe's Prostate

* One Sick Puppy

* The Alien Flesh-Eating Monkeys

* The Very Unhappy Dead People

* Quicky Sparkle and the Rat Blend Set

* Tomorrow's Always Dead

* Forever Never After

* Six Foot Inches

* Great Small Irony

* Purple Gone Haywire

* Tape Deck Happiness

* Forgotten Propane

* Tin Can Disposal

* Help the Outacsts

* Another Can of Plastic

* Chemistry Experiment Gone Band

* Screaming My Jar in the Side

* Canadian CIA in Action

* Never Again Sometimes Maybe Once Never

* Trap the Hungry Burglar

* Slug Bug Blue

* Certain Something

* The Vacants

* Flaming Pontoons of Love

* Ruby Satellite System

* Indian Smile

* XOXO

* Pretzel Logics

* The Irrepressable Shed Builders

* The Band That Must Not Be Named

* My Brother Worships Anime

* Warning: This Is Not A Toy

* Just Another Sucky Teenybopper Band

* Super High Flames

* Pessimist Pride

* Radioactive Paper Shredder

* 13 Plastic Spoons

* Lick a Lotta Lunchbox

* Fume Huffin' Girl

* Hamster Wheel

* Paint Grandma Red

* Criminally Insane Fast-food employees

* Mosh Pit Junkies

* The Apple Riots

* Pregnant Hard Drives

* The Blue Outlooks

* Strange Polka Dotted Men

* Don't Burn the Asylum

* The Clocks

* Dude He Reeks

* Malcom's Angst

* Instant Gratification

* Band #45

* Closet Organ

* Finally Armageddon

* Decomposed Undertaker

* Dizzy Fat Ones

* Her Favorite Sun

* Dewey and the Decimal System

* Static Future Motion and the Dynamics

* Rancid Roomates

* Shiny Grass

* Ya-Ya Kings

* Darth on Top

* Now With Guitars

* Me Gusta Un Zapato

* Houdini and Friends

* Nerf Crotch Bat

* Ghost of Log

* Yanni's Football Team

* Estrogen cowboys

* Evil Edith

* Obscene Origami

* Wirty Daitresses

* March of the Hippie Death Squad

* Breakdancing Jesuits

* Gratifying Squirting Lamps

* Christamas Wheelchair Suprise

* Moron-o-tron

* The Slappy Piece

* I'm a Bird! I'm a Bird!

* Gatherers of the Field Nuts

* Moore than Dinte

* Golden Sloth Babies

* Outgoing Male

* Mr. Pump and The New Pride

* The Eversofts

* The Moisties

* Educational Toys for Curious Farmers

* My Wife Was Breathing Just Fine When You Borrowed Her

* Tasters of Fine Wine Makers

* The Potential Buyers

* Is My Car Crushing You?

* Git

* We Are a Threat to National Security

* Arrest Me Now

* Teflon and the Non-Stick Pans

* Me Me Me

* Ankle Swingers

* Petroleum Juggernauts

* Printed Lining For Privacy

* 30th Century Chautauqua

* Fuzzy Backside

* Straining Saliva

* Hairy Chested Nut Scratchers

* Liquid Tractor House

* Sponge Puppet

* Snorting Detergent

* Diet Smoke

* Spacklecore

* Fluffy Carbonation

* Lo-Fi Tempura

* Style Tax

* Smells Like Bakersfield

* Crispy Nostrils

* Silent Stick Phreaks

* Swampfoot

* Barbie Doll Heads

* Little Timmy

* Burning Pedestrian

* Spastic Reality

* The Be-Dulls

* The Raving Puss-Heads

* Don't Ask Me, I'm Not Here

* Witch Baby

* Quicksand Skinnydipping

* Toaster Oven Fruitcake

* Atomic Ted and the Heinous Boys

* Big Purple Marker

* The Biffs

* Sunglasses For Jimmy

* Beanpole Lookalikes

* Looking Through Glass

* Failed Radiation Experiment

* The Big Foam

* My Big Spoon

* Tonguedart Olympians

* A Private Madness

* Ill Fittin' Shoes

* Angst In Space

* Clean Underpants

* Snow White and Seven Landlords

* Dark Velvet

* Snugglepusses

* Meany Heads

* Quality You Can Taste

* Compost Boy

* Gelatin Explosives

* Hanging Mr. Cooper

* English Channel 7

* Poetry Spring Shoot

* Feverish Hymn

* Faculty X

* The Fetus Eaters

* Serendipity Blow Torch

* Sawhores

* Shoot the Mime

* Ashtray Boy

* Urban Biscuit Jouster

* Dead Budd

* Jaramillo System

* Releasing Methane Fumes

* There's a Place Called Your Arse

* I Need Some Healin'

* Fingernail Blister Hockey

* Tacklebox Vacuum Woes

* Hacksaw Morons

* Satanica

* Portable Dental-Floss Crue

* Senior Citizen Shot-Put Practice

* If I Only Had A Lug Nut

* Tony and the solid gold dancers

* Crispity Crunchity

* Baking Soda Toilet Paper

* Leaping Caucasians

* Hooker Boy

* The Hairy Things from Outer Space

* Rubber Dumplings

* Gas Hog

* Naughty Toddler

* Lipstick sauce

* Sugarsmack

* Hee Haw Hobbit

* My friend Bubba

* Tommy's Naughty Secret

* Kindercramp

* Skulbuggery

* Colosteamer

* Prison Date

* Daddy said so

* Sandbox Pimp

* Can i see it?

* Vegetarian Butcher

* That's Gotta Hurt

* Is that Spot's Head?

* Evil Trousers

* Corpse Circus

* Dating the Tooth Fairy

* Naked Barbie

* Man with Bra

* Swarming Midgets

* Green Toupee

* Untalented Poseurs

* Flaming Telephone

* 4 Triplets

* Daisy Fart

* Fungus Mungus

* Poncho Villaand

* Made-up maalignant mammoth

* Mangled meticulous militant meerkats

* The derelict aunties

* Spock in chains

* He ain't dead, he's just asleep

* Leather boxer shorts

* Extremely oversensitive poets

* X-wing cockroach

* Scully and Mulder's favorite year

* Governor Fuzz

* Glad Rags

* Burn Factory

* Spiral Trance

* Pet Injun

* The Booty Conspiracy

* Now that's an autopsy!

* Facist Undergarment

* Concrete Squatters

* Skinhead Protocol

* Doctor Whopper

* Stuffinsuch

* I, Mormon

* Narcoleptic Waffle Dodgers

* Unrelentless Midget Fornicators

* Sour Pygmies

* The Friendly Catheter Salesmen

* Cowboy Proctors from Akron

* Pillow Stealing Ninjas

* The Immortal Mortals

* Big Al's Gas house

* I Believe in Uncle

* Stench Heaven

* Seven El Elvis

* Handy Clone

* Head Kelly

* 180 Poof

* Sequel Police

* Shock Sonata

* Ooze Juice

* Pickled Torso

* Go! Nad Go!

* The Magnificent Letter Bombers

* Championship Knickers

* Button Flys from Outer Space

* Pestilence of the Damned

* Mr. Tangent

* Cadaver Pudding

* Fancy Zandal

* Flux Ping-Pong

* Subliminal Maryanne

* ROCKET POP

* Alternate Route B

* Blue Boy Suffocation Syndrome (BBSS)

* Concrete Bashful Girl

* Hair and Steel

* Quadrycycle Mobile

* Bio Bag

* Filter Cartridges

* Skeletor Association of America

* Cairo Under Newer Texas

* Packard Jell

* The Crude Ale Ensemble

* Physical Tim

* Pajama Jo

* 9 Giant Pinkies

* Pink Giant Ninnies

* Jefferson Porn Star Plane

* Reverend Houseplant

* Fetusacopia

* Vitamin P

* Bludgeonfist

* Fred University

* Happy Trunk People

* Diles Mavis

* The People who Live in the Tree

* Subterranean Currency

* Flight of the Nimbus

* Kinky Hose

* Natural Gas Nipple

* Seth Nable

* Keebler Knob

* Hobblernodge

* Poopy Cupcake Wizards

* Chocolate Eyeball Junction

* The Demon Fetus 5

* Smiling Toenails

* Make way for Willie!

* Puritan Pukes

* Lady Die

* Dr. Mauve and the Quezzy Dream

* Real Live Dead Bodies

* Filthy Mitten

* Abusive Lukes

* Cranky Plumber

* Coconut Lightbulb

* Juicy Scoop

* Gary's Dim Allegory

* Finger Paste Burglars

* Every Burnt Losenge

* Nancy's Back

* The Uppity Bump Jaz

* Buy This Harp

* When Did Jake Arrive?

* Chilean Links

* Spanking Dombeh

* Fun With the Lunchlady

* Honky Tonk Metal Quintet

* Professor Iggy and the Equations

* Under the L

* Wheatbox

* Graily Drind

* Free Wheels

* Flime Ties

* The Organ Donor Grinders

* Juiceboxology

* Me, Myself, and Eye

* Wowie Zowie

* Stern Dozen

* Dime Authority

* Wonder Troubles

* Superman in a Box

* Underground Restaurant

* Dress Slackers

* Gipper Hills

* Five In A Maze

* The Four Quintuplets

* Exploding Macaroon Dancers

* Thorncopter

* Smoking PAC-MEN

* Valiant Uncles

* Free Finks

* Fried Parasols

* Polka Geeks

* Compromising Engineers

* Sap Factory

* Undulating Freeways

* Fluorescent Wax Museum Guards

* Anglo Rebellion

* The Levitating Janitors

* Principal Killa

* The Bloated Tires

* Methane Tower

* Prevarication Integration

* Grunge Harpists

* Public Cleats

* The Marks of Insolence

* Sophisticated Mousehole System

* Crimper Joe and the Flying Buffoons

* The Pirated Dreidels

* Redneck International Airport

* Me and My Fun-lovin Pinto

* Red flying addicts

* Alfred is leaving

* Pumpkin Goo

* Peter, Petere, and Petar

* Glowing Underwear

* Lipsyncing Fools

* Salesmen of a divine nature

* Naked Natives of North Dakota

* Bosco's Sheep Playing Orchestra

* E-mail Sid and the Hard-drive

* Happy Shiny Naked People

* Falling From My Oak

* Falling From My Friend's Oak

* Getting Up

* Cutting Down My Friend's Oak

* Bernie and the Straight Jackets

* Tie Me Down And Spit

* Extremely Tall Flowers

* the Ukelele Joy Choir

* Gospel Bill and The Happiness Drops

* Burning Britches

* Buster G. and The Family

* German Housewives

* Scottish Kilt-Wearing Spaniards

* Aunt Betty is Crying

* The Moravian Tube-Throwers

* moooooove over boomer

* The Benny Hinn Fan Club

* We Want Our Mail (Not The Taco's)

* Hive Queen

* Bonzo Madrid

* Flash Pants

* Receding Hairline at 16

* Clarence is in My Shower

* The Purple Funk

* Evil Kanevils

* The Deweys

* Fancy Lads

* Boris and the Bucketsuds

* Quik and Hide

* Tax that Ass

* Shagadelic

* Genghis John

* Stupid Concrete

* Optional Music

* Jed and Jethro

* Rub A Baby Buggy Bumper

* Which Part?

* Pasadena Roof-Top Orchestra

* Girl Scout Heron

* The Mung Among Us

* Flouride

* Photo Auction

* Arizona Tongue

* Ambidextrous Motorist

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