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Brent (aka bread, aka baw8cc)

 

Im bored at work, what can i do to make the time go by faster?

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She continues to bites. Last week, she bit (slightly) my little brother over the eye while I was gone... :( I guess it takes time...

 

When she bites be like NO :angry: and flick her on the nose

 

That's what I'd do anyway

 

Brent (aka bread, aka baw8cc)

 

Im bored at work, what can i do to make the time go by faster?

 

Uhhh

 

Do work?

There is nothing to do right now :huh: i work at a kiosk in the mall and its like 11:20 here and no ones here. and the guy at the kiosk in front of me is watching anime... :|

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There is nothing to do right now :huh: i work at a kiosk in the mall and its like 11:20 here and no ones here. and the guy at the kiosk in front of me is watching anime... :|

 

Oh

 

Just masturbate so the time goes by quickly :nice:

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Ugh for some reason when you say it it's so lame

 

Please don't kill YOLO it's all we have. This is like when white people started saying shizzle.

I guess that'll have to do...

 

YOLO

 

Hahahaha, quality YOLO.

Ugh for some reason when you say it it's so lame

 

Please don't kill YOLO it's all we have. This is like when white people started saying shizzle.

 

I THOUGHT IT WAS YOLOL :veryangry2:

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I think I'm still mad about the sig thing I dunno

 

You're not bad

 

You could be Mark or Timewarp which would be way worse

Just the thought of considering wanking in a kiosk you work in and thinking "Well, you only live once..."

 

YOLOL

I think I'm still mad about the sig thing I dunno

 

You're not bad

 

You could be Mark or Timewarp which would be way worse

 

Understandable....

 

I look back at myself and the old coldplayer who used to spend all my days in the coldplay section and i can agree i was annoying but hopefully after time, the past will be forgotten.

 

And, Oh god, I must be pretty bad if i could be compared to mark or timewarp. :disappointed:

Ok but I can ask questions you know many thing.

 

you know when my imaginary boyfriend (imaginary is when I do not see him in real life). will not more with his escort girl or friend and come to me?

 

bah there will be no answer, he asks the key to my bestfriend

Brent can't really answer this to his satisfaction I guess if he doesn't know what's been asked. It seems Dutch somehow hold that key of your best friend as well, Lory :P
*my mind is in reality and this girl in reality have the key prevents me from jumping on him . and is me or her *

 

sorry I was talking to myself in code secret and I have given the key to my bestfriend.

I'll translate your questions with the 'key' which I have stolen from Chris Martin like he stole the star from Rihanna :veryangry2: :veryangry: I'm still pissed about that by the way.

I have no idea. you I had not answered this question

me dump anyone in real life . and since when I am the girlfriend of Brent :wreck:

and remember that all the food I prepare is on facebook for someone not know Jesus not eat much .

and would like the delicious cake ?

She always makes stuff and posts pictures of it on Jonas Bjerre's fanpage on facebook. So my best guess is that she means Jonas Bjerre again here. Also does she like to think of him as Jezus. She refers to him like that and to herself as Maria Magdalena. To translate the first question:

you know when my imaginary boyfriend (imaginary is when I do not see him in real life). will not more with his escort girl or friend and come to me?

= If Jonas Bjerre would stop dating Agnete, will he then come to me and get into a real relationship with me?

So it's back to the questions,

 

Brent how to eat less ? lack of love I eat much

If you want to eat less, exercise more. It'll let your body produce hormones that will make the need for food less. Also will it make your metabolism go up and let your body use all more efficient, so the food you eat will make you less fat.

Sadly, people that are not happy in their life turn to food as 'comfort food'. For you to stop eating to try to compensate your empty feeling, I can strongly advise you to go to a good therapist. Mind, I say good one. Emptiness can be filled with a lot of things, food or love are not the only ones. Hobbies, like sport can help too and a nice side effect is that you meet new nice people (depending on the hobby/sport of course).

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Brent y u so mean to noobs

 

I dunno

 

I'm mean to everyone kind of

 

And I'm a n00b anyway :disappointed:

It's kind of entertaining anyway

 

As long as you're not going to be mean to me :disappointed:

 

Where did you get your avatar? I keep seeing more people with that kind of avi.

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It's kind of entertaining anyway

 

As long as you're not going to be mean to me :disappointed:

 

Where did you get your avatar? I keep seeing more people with that kind of avi.

 

Tash asked that question

 

madmenyourself.com

 

It's kewl

 

SHUT UP HO

 

Nah I like you :nice:

yolololol

 

/quality

Tash asked that question

 

madmenyourself.com

 

It's kewl

 

SHUT UP HO

 

Nah I like you :nice:

 

Oh, thanks for the link :wacko:

 

Aw well I like you too, you're cool for a noob :awesome:

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Stalin or Hitler?

 

Stalin was a little less terrible than Hitler

 

So I'll go with Stalin I guess

 

Oh, thanks for the link :wacko:

 

Aw well I like you too, you're cool for a noob :awesome:

 

:dazzled:

 

I can't wait till I'm not a n00b

 

Wait when am I officially not a n00b anymore?

Wait when am I officially not a n00b anymore?

 

You are going to ask us questions now? :lol:

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Oh

 

No

 

You ask me :angry:

yono

 

You're only a noob once

 

But some noobs here have been noobing for months :|

You're not a noob anymore. Noobs are annoying, you are not.

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