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I'm here for YOULO.

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I can't wait till I'm not a n00b

 

Wait when am I officially not a n00b anymore?

 

Unless Ian shows up, I'll be the judge of that.

 

And I'm gonna say 7-... no maybe, 8 years. Yeah 8.

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You're not a noob anymore. Noobs are annoying, you are not.

 

Okay I know for a FACT that I am annoying

Okay I know for a FACT that I am annoying

 

Self-deprecation is so fucking annoying.

 

Fishing for compliments are we n00b?!

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No no no

 

Put me down I don't care

 

ACCEPT ME AHHH :bigcry:

Send to friends to ask for their mail adress since I made a new one?

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Send to friends to ask for their mail adress since I made a new one?[/color]

 

Uhhhh

 

what?

Uhhhh

 

what?

 

my msn is blocked, schould I send request to my friends to ask for their mail adress since I didn't wrote them down?

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Ohhhh

 

Your EMAIL

 

Yes you should

yono

 

You're only a noob once

 

But some noobs here have been noobing for months :|

 

I've been noobing for a year.

I don't even know how to post spoilers. :disappointed:

 

I feel like a major noob now. :|

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I've been noobing for a year.

I don't even know how to post spoilers. :disappointed:

 

I feel like a major noob now. :|

 

Without the spaces

 

[ spoiler]

 

TEXT OR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO ADD GOES HERE

 

[ /spoiler]

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good

 

GIVE ME YOURS BRENT PLEASE

I NEED FRIENDS ON MY MAIL[/color]

 

My email?

 

I don't have MSN

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:( ok then [/color]

 

I mean I'll give you my email :wacko:

 

I just don't have MSN that's all

 

I have Skype

 

And Facebook (As you know)

 

And Twitter but that's not really talking idk

I mean I'll give you my email :wacko:

 

I just don't have MSN that's all

 

I have Skype

 

And Facebook (As you know)

 

And Twitter but that's not really talking idk

 

:awesome: so cool

 

I have also a Skype :blank:

 

and a dead twitter too

Brent can't really answer this to his satisfaction I guess if he doesn't know what's been asked. It seems Dutch somehow hold that key of your best friend as well, Lory :PI'll translate your questions with the 'key' which I have stolen from Chris Martin like he stole the star from Rihanna :veryangry2: :veryangry: I'm still pissed about that by the way.

She always makes stuff and posts pictures of it on Jonas Bjerre's fanpage on facebook. So my best guess is that she means Jonas Bjerre again here. Also does she like to think of him as Jezus. She refers to him like that and to herself as Maria Magdalena. To translate the first question:

you know when my imaginary boyfriend (imaginary is when I do not see him in real life). will not more with his escort girl or friend and come to me?

= If Jonas Bjerre would stop dating Agnete, will he then come to me and get into a real relationship with me?If you want to eat less, exercise more. It'll let your body produce hormones that will make the need for food less. Also will it make your metabolism go up and let your body use all more efficient, so the food you eat will make you less fat.

Sadly, people that are not happy in their life turn to food as 'comfort food'. For you to stop eating to try to compensate your empty feeling, I can strongly advise you to go to a good therapist. Mind, I say good one. Emptiness can be filled with a lot of things, food or love are not the only ones. Hobbies, like sport can help too and a nice side effect is that you meet new nice people (depending on the hobby/sport of course).

 

yes Chris Martin have Rihanna and Gwyneth is cool is real life and me I hate the gym. I hate fashion I am not pretty girl modern Lady who is seen by everyone . but I can ask you if you love this brand of fashion, I put this picture here on girl of Jonas. we must see things as they are written and seen.

 

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/2141/46885699.jpg

March 2011 by Jonas Bresnan

I suppose must hold also in the X real I have source by a fan who going in apparatjik and always together said to me .

http://nextcompany-models.blogspot.com/2011/02/agnete-hegelund-for-harpers-bazaar-uk.html

 

 

is not a supermodel Chris Martin

http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/9880/tumblrlowpnic3ub1qeep17.jpg

 

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=91196

 

 

 

lol Banana Republic, my bf is from one.

 

Your source is right, when Jonas does shows for Apparatjik, she's always there as well.

 

For the rest: :huh:

Brent, do you ever sleep you seem like your on here all the time lol

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I don't really sleep, no

 

I'm usually asleep now but I'm working on my paper :angry:

 

Fucking A

 

I'm on here a lot because I get bored really easily and I'm a good multi-tasker. But when I start ~real~ med school in June I won't be on as much : (

 

Damn you real lyf

Brent if you were a tree, what kindof tree would you be?

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Uhhhh I don't know

 

One of those giant sequoias in California probably. Because they're really obnoxious and last forever and everyone wants to visit them

 

I dunno

 

Sequoia07.jpg

I'd be a tree that gets stomped and ran over by a group of school children before anyone even realised it was trying to grow.

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Kiame that's really sad :sad:

i keep reading the title as "I'm here for YOLO."

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