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Coldplaying matchmaking thread

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I'm lonely :(

In a world :(

Where no1 luvs miii :(

I just made up those lyrics

oh god i'm so good

k

i basically wanna go to school to find a boyfriend

but if coldplaying can find me one

then i can just go back to living under a rock

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requirements

1) You have to be around my age

unless ur hot

2) your name has to not suck

im not dating no 'francis' or 'edgar'

brents a dumb name too

3) your iq has to not suck

110+ pls

130-135 is ok

don't be like 160 because that would make me feel inferior

and making a woman feel inferior is WRONG

4) look something like this

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5) be kinda mature

so we can talk about politics and global warming and shit like that

 

 

 

 

 

you know what i don't care

i just don't

if you look ok

i'm just that desperate

i want a boyfriend :bigcry:

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if you want someone who looks like Brent you should be very desperate

 

/is being a db

brent looks like a greek god of sex ok

 

ugh, I think I'm going to vomit my dinner after reading this

I'm not at all

you're just mad because romans ripped off half their shit from greece, so brent is the real deal

2) your name has to not suck

brents a dumb name too

 

4) look something like this

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:lol:

 

Edit: great minds think alike!

Mark/Marco is a cool name though

Anthony Vantwinkerbell's neck has STD's all over it. This should be part of one of your requirements, no STD necks.

uhhhhh hi guys :uhoh:

lov is in the air lalalaa...

Well this is certainly entertaining!

 

 

*sits down and grabs popcorn*

brent looks like a greek god of sex ok

 

It's true

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brent looks like a greek god of sex ok

yeah

Anthony Vantwinkerbell's neck has STD's all over it. This should be part of one of your requirements, no STD necks.

it's psoriasis i think

AND YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS YOU DON'T HAVE IT **** :veryangry::veryangry::veryangry:

Well this is certainly entertaining!

 

 

*sits down and grabs popcorn*

 

Care to share?

Care to share?

Sure :cheesy: *hands over the popcorn bowl*

I find this highly entertaining... :):nice::lol:

I may need to join the popcorn party, that is if I'm allowed. :nice:

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Why

this thread is more of people saying WOW THIS IS SO ENTERTAINING

than an actual discussion

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Mark/Marco is a cool name though

Wait I just read this

What are you sayi-

uh

:vanish:

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