Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Coldplaying

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

touching yourself hehe

Featured Replies

Whenever you take a bite to a soft and chewy rice krispie treat, think of Brent. Think of Brent fondling.

 

Fixed.

Whenever you take a bite to a soft and chewy rice krispie treat, think of Brent. Think of Brent fondly.
Somebody needs to sig this.
  • Author

NumbersGirl your sig quote is very relevant to this thread

oh my I think I see what you mean

 

edit: Over 1/3 of the people polled said they don't. Sorry, but I have a hard time believing that.

everything i say is so siggable

 

NumbersGirl your sig quote is very relevant to this thread

 

HA

Somebody needs to sig this.

 

sigged~

  • Author
But I don't see what's bad

you guys seriously

Erm, to clarify

I wanted someone to explain the Rice Krispies joke to me

because I don't see what can be 'bad' about Rice Krispies

so

clarify

 

please

Erm, to clarify

I wanted someone to explain the Rice Krispies joke to me

because I don't see what can be 'bad' about Rice Krispies

so

clarify

 

please

 

i guess it´s because its odd to jerk off to a cereal commercial? or because there are little people in them and it shows Brent´s weird fetish :)

i guess it´s because its odd to jerk off to a cereal commercial? or because there are little people in them and it shows Brent´s weird fetish :)

 

Or maybe it's because they're innocent cartoon characters that advertise a cereal that most children adore?

Think about it...

i guess it´s because its odd to jerk off to a cereal commercial? or because there are little people in them and it shows Brent´s weird fetish :)

 

It was just to be random I dunno

 

Whenever you take a bite to a soft and chewy rice krispie treat, think of Brent. Think of Brent fondly.

i do, i do, is a nightmare i can't go to the cereal section in a supermarket anymore and not think of this thread :bigcry:

life is not the same afterwards. :bigcry:

 

Somebody needs to sig this.

as ordered i'll do since i made him say so, didn't i?

 

edit: Over 1/3 of the people polled said they don't. Sorry' date=' but [b']I have a hard time [/b]believing that.

*teenager spirit hits*

wee, she said hard time.

*giggles and points*

 

i guess it´s because its odd to jerk off to a cereal commercial? or because there are little people in them and it shows Brent´s weird fetish :)

If the commercial is good... :inquisitive:

fetish can be very weird, seriously you better not check on that. :|

 

Or maybe it's because they're innocent cartoon characters that advertise a cereal that most children adore?

Think about it...

he has ruined my innocence for the whole summer, took me in a time travel box and brought me to teenage years, so don't think about it or he'll do the same to you.

 

It was just to be random I dunno

:wacko: Girls! I found Brent's fetish, randomness. :wacky:

 

 

 

i'm just kidding on a teenage thread when i shall be studying for my finals.

:P

have a good summer and lots of peace folks.

 

 

 

back on topic the guy of the video.... the video got seriously flagged for not be appropiate? i don't think he's graphic nor using bad vocabulary, that said when i was a teenager i didn't care to seek for videos about that topic, well may be cause internet wasn't as popular and fast as is now. :thinking:

anyways i've noticied that for some reason i still don't know, society today seem to be a bit hypersexualized, like kids way young worry about it. i've read some articles about it, and experts yet wonder what caused this and how to change it. well to be honest like in general they are crossing the adulthood border a lot younger than usual (drinking, smoking, partying...), and all i know is i had classmates that had done everything that was expected to be done once one is adult during their early teeanage years, and when they were 17 they were sooooo bored with life.

 

he has ruined my innocence for the whole summer, took me in a time travel box and brought me to teenage years, so don't think about it or he'll do the same to you.

 

 

 

Wait, Brent has a TARDIS?

HOW COME HE GETS ONE AND I DON'T.

Wait, but how ... Mr. Kellogg would be so mad if not dead. Don't you people know that cornflakes and the like were invented as part of a natural vegetarian diet that would help people live their way with abstinence and temperance (he was a member of the Seventh-day Adventist Church).

 

Oh, and by the way, Mr. Kellogg was an anti-masturbation campaigner as well. He wrote books about how to live proper, including how to deal with the urge of toughing oneself: "The operation should be performed by a surgeon without administering an anaesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect upon the mind, especially if it be connected with the idea of punishment. In females, the author has found the application of pure carbolic acid to the clitoris an excellent means of allaying the abnormal excitement." Pure carbolic acid causes third degree burn wounds and can even cause death, 1 gram is already lethal.

i do, i do, is a nightmare i can't go to the cereal section in a supermarket anymore and not think of this thread :bigcry:

life is not the same afterwards. :bigcry:

 

 

as ordered i'll do since i made him say so, didn't i?

 

 

*teenager spirit hits*

wee, she said hard time.

*giggles and points*

 

 

If the commercial is good... :inquisitive:

fetish can be very weird, seriously you better not check on that. :|

 

 

he has ruined my innocence for the whole summer, took me in a time travel box and brought me to teenage years, so don't think about it or he'll do the same to you.

 

 

:wacko: Girls! I found Brent's fetish, randomness. :wacky:

 

 

 

i'm just kidding on a teenage thread when i shall be studying for my finals.

:P

have a good summer and lots of peace folks.

 

 

 

back on topic the guy of the video.... the video got seriously flagged for not be appropiate? i don't think he's graphic nor using bad vocabulary, that said when i was a teenager i didn't care to seek for videos about that topic, well may be cause internet wasn't as popular and fast as is now. :thinking:

anyways i've noticied that for some reason i still don't know, society today seem to be a bit hypersexualized, like kids way young worry about it. i've read some articles about it, and experts yet wonder what caused this and how to change it. well to be honest like in general they are crossing the adulthood border a lot younger than usual (drinking, smoking, partying...), and all i know is i had classmates that had done everything that was expected to be done once one is adult during their early teeanage years, and when they were 17 they were sooooo bored with life.

 

Do we have a Coldplaying award category for trying to be funny as fuck but failing?

Create an account or sign in to comment

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.