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Also I don't know how to ride a bike.

learning how to ride a bike FK YEAH :bomb: :bomb: :bomb:

 

Reilly, if you're reading this, my bike is so badass that just being within a 5000-mile radius of it will blow your sissy go-kart thing off the U-NI-VERSEEE :bomb: :guitarist: hardCORE

 

<-- me at my local park, getting five layers of my flesh torn off of my knee from falling :( but looking BAD fucking AAAAASSSSSSSS :bomb: :daisy: :bomb:

 

this is me playing futb0l

 

am i doing it right

n ono wait

 

 

at least i got the ball right

 

please get me away from the computer

i played soccer for 5 years

good times

or start your own by asking somebody in your local community college who has excellent skillz to find young teens to play with some balls.

 

 

im laughing so hard at this omg

 

im laughing at myself... this is sad

I once played FIFA with my ex. She didn't realise you swap ends at half-time. Lol.

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learning how to ride a bike FK YEAH :bomb: :bomb: :bomb:

 

Reilly, if you're reading this, my bike is so badass that just being within a 5000-mile radius of it will blow your sissy go-kart thing off the U-NI-VERSEEE :bomb: :guitarist: hardCORE

 

<-- me at my local park, getting five layers of my flesh torn off of my knee from falling :( but looking BAD fucking AAAAASSSSSSSS :bomb: :daisy: :bomb:

 

I am in awe :O

All you basically gotta do in soccer is to just kick the living shit out of the ball! :P