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He was offended by being mocked for being Scottish, so your idea of how "harsh" it is would be irrelevant.

 

The fact that he is your mate doesn't fill me with much hope that you're right. You never are.

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Mark, thanks for giving me a ready made response to anytime you call me anything for being supposedly over the top in my posts.

 

Get out of the kitchen.

The fact that he is your mate doesn't fill me with much hope that you're right. You never are.

 

He used to like Mark tbh.

He was offended by being mocked for being Scottish, so your idea of how "harsh" it is would be irrelevant.

 

Nah, he was pretending to be offended because it suited him, that's all. Otherwise he needs to develop a bit of thicker skin.;)

He used to like Mark tbh.

 

Exactly, and things only changed when he suddenly got all full of himself and started insulting me. Therefore he only has himself to blame.;)

Mark, thanks for giving me a ready made response to anytime you call me anything for being supposedly over the top in my posts.

 

Get out of the kitchen.

 

There's a big difference between being OTT and spreading slander and untruths about other members. If you want to go around calling TV programmes and music sh*t that's totally up to you.;)

That's subjective Mark, which was exactly my point, you can't just define what is offensive. The sad thing is you don't even see where you went wrong.

Please tell me your pissing around. I myself have been subjected to Mark's Scottish taunts, but that's all they are ffs!! I hardly think being told about 'kilts, haggis's and porridge' is racist?! You my friend are scraping the bottom of the barrel.

 

No change there, then. Anyway, the difference is, you have a sense of humour, like most people on here.;)

Are these the "most people" who have voted for me to win the Funniest Poster award?

Come on lets take it easy

Take it easy take it easy

EVERYBODY'S GOT SOMETHING TO HIDE EXCEPT FOR ME AND MY MONKEY

 

 

 

Shh...... :)

That's subjective Mark, which was exactly my point, you can't just define what is offensive.

 

I know what slander is, unlike yourself. Any other definition is irrelevant.;)

I know what slander is, unlike yourself. Any other definition is irrelevant.;)

 

Oh right yeah, on a subjective matter, you are right and I am wrong, nice one

Your avatar hurts my eyes.

 

Horrific Attack.

No change there, then. Anyway, the difference is, you have a sense of humour, like most people on here.;)

Like you! :cheesy: :hug: :kiss: :blush: :shy:

Like you! :cheesy: :hug: :kiss: :blush: :shy:

 

Exactly. Well observed.:cool:

Stefan, why are you never in the lounge? :blush:

Stefan, why are you never in the lounge? :blush:

Because Mark gives me too many erections, it's unhealthy.

Stefan, why are you never in the lounge? :blush:

 

Because he's too busy making cheese?:P

Both your jokes sucked :rolleyes:

No - seriously, I don't post that much on here at all and sometimes I read The Lounge stuff and have a laugh and sometimes I need to post something. :shrug:

Both your jokes sucked :rolleyes:

 

Well at least mine wasn't perverted.:rolleyes:

Well at least mine wasn't perverted.:rolleyes:

 

 

You're just denying what he said

--but you do know what he is is so true :surprised:

You know you love it. :wink3:

You're just denying what he said

--but you do know what he is is so true :surprised:

 

A cheesehead?:confused:

A cheesehead?:confused:

 

 

No silly.

that the fact that you turn him on and give him you-know-what (the e' word)

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