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Everybody remembers Rainbow, right?

> Not the rock band. I'm talking about the kids program during the

> 1980's.

> Bellow is what appears to be a genuine script from one episode.

> I thinnk this explaines why 80's children are now all deranged adults!

> The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana ...

> Zippy:

> One skin, two skin, three skin, four

> George:

> Zippy, where is Bungle?

> Zippy:

> I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up

> We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.

> Bungle:

> Geoffrey, I can't get it in

> Geoffrey:

> You managed it last night

> Bungle:

> I know, let's try it round the other way. Ooooooh, I've got it in

> Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and

> Peg

> kit.

> Bungle:

> Would you stick this on the shelf, George

> George:

> I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself, Bungle.

> Geoffrey (to camera)

> Hello everyone, today we are talking about playing

> Bungle:

> Playing with each other, Geoffrey?

> Geoffrey:

> Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play with?

> George:

> Yesterday we played with each other's balls. Are we going to play with

> our

> friend's balls today?

> Bungle:

> Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well.

> Geoffrey (to camera)

> Have you seen Bungles twanger?

> Zippy:

> Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it.

> Bungle:

> It's my plucking instrument.

> Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle

> Zippy:

> I can, I'm the best plucker here.

> George:

> And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?

> Zippy:

> Well of course it is, your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft.

> Geoffrey:

> Let's get back to Bungle's twanger.

> Bungle:

> (excited) Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangers couldn't

> we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Freddy can get their

> instruments

> out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas.

> Singers Rod, Jane and Freddy enter.

> Freddy:

> We could hear you all banging away

> Rod:

> Banging can be fun.

> Jane:

> Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Freddy.

> Freddy:

> ( looking sad ) Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument.

> Rod:

> (to Jane) Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?

> Jane:

> Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would you like to

> play with my Maracas?

> Zippy:

> No, let's just pluck away with our twangers.

> George:

> Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is.

> Zippy:

> I've got a big red one.

> George:

> I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with

> it.

> Geoffrey:

> (to viewers) Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember, you

> can

> bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any, ask a friend

> if

> you can play with his. Now, let's all play the plucking song.

> Everyone in studio:

> Pluck,pluck, pluck along, we're going to Pluck all day.

>

> Fortunately they did film it...

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