so do i...he doesn't pull any punches! i've heard a few of his other monologues too...

I'm a kiddo and didn't read it.

i didn't know i was dealing with a child in here! :stunned: :sneaky:

:lol:

 

I'm a minor. :P

HBO was showing a whole bunch of george carlin standup a few weeks ago... he's a fine man. :lol:

 

anybody remember when he replaced ringo starr as Mr. Conductor on "Shining Time Station?"

Yep I used to watch that show every morning :D He was soooo cute!

this monologue just came-up on my yahoo launchcast radio

:lol: :lol: That guy is so funny! I heard another one of his on the yahoo launchcast thing "Familiar Expressions". Funniest thing since sliced bread!( ;) ) If you have kazaa you can download it too. It is soo freaken funny. I was listening to it on the library computer with headphones and I started laughing really hard and everyone was staring at me, so I took off the headphones to try to stop laughing, and then I just started thinking about what he said and started laughing really hard again. Oh and i'd say this would be rated PG 15. Not quite R, he tones down the F***s in this one, but when he puts em in, he makes em count.

 

"I'll bet you anything that while you're watching a quiet one, a loud one WILL F***ING KILL YOU!" :lol: :lol: :lol:

have you heard his spiel on "Euphemisms"?! that's totally out of the ballpark! :D :lol: :lol:

and nope, don't have kazaa or anything else...i'm still in stone age :rolleyes:

 

i guess his monologues are on the net...you can put 'em up here, u know! :sneaky: :D

PG-15...hmmm what might that be?!? never heard of it before! :P

you can put 'em up here, u know!

wait, serious? how? I will!

"Things you never see" by George Carlin...right now on my launchcast! :stunned:

 

:lol: :lol:

you never see a Rolls Royce with a bumber sticker that says "Shit Happens!"

you never see a fat chinense man with long red hair!

 

:lol: :lol:

yeah...if u know how to just look 'em up on google..that's how i found the first one that i posted...did you read it, by the way?! :-)

 

if you know the title...just punch that in, in quotes, and also add his name and things should pop up on google... :D

Ah crap, this is only one of the phrases he mentions "Its the quiet ones you've got to watch", but the whole this is called "familiar expressions" he talks about phrases people uses, I'll keep trying to find the whole thing.

 

http://laugh-svca.www.conxion.com/media/mp3/carlin/George_Carlin-Quiet_Ones.mp3