AND I WANT CHRIS' TONGUE ALL OVER ME NOW!!! :angry: OTHERWISE I'LL GET VERY PISSED AND CONTINUE TO TYPE IN CAPS!!!!!

:inquisitive: :surprised: Will you throw a rock at your computer screen ala Chris Martin???

:lol: :lol:

Yeeeep, and, please, when he finish with you tell him that I also want his tongue back... :o

:lol:

 

*picks up a rock* if you don't see me online for awhile you'll know why....

Hmm, that would be a shame and think of the money wasted fixing the comp...

 

*goes to askjeeves.com and types 'where can i find Chris Martin's tongue?' Awaits answer...*

Hahaha, you could find anything on the net... :D

:wink3: ooh indeedy :o :D

Yeeep, I'm gonna search for a Mr Martin clone.

Let's see... :D

Haha, why would you want a clone?????? Why don't you instead look for tips on how to stalk without getting caught and go after the real McCoy? :huh: :D

Mmmmmh, yeah, ok, you're right and I'm stupid... :confused:

Although it would be good having a reserve, just in case...

Yeah, but then you'd just resent the clone for not being the real thing and you might beat him or something :stunned:. Instead you need to figure out a cunning plan to kidknap him... :wink3: :evil: :wiseguy:

Oooooh, I'm astonished of your intelligence... :lol:

Ok ok, to the hell with the clone!! :P

I'm gonna search for a useful book: 'How to get a date with a british blond rockstar in just two weeks'... :D

Wait, wait, you're jumping ahead of yourself there, you can't run before you can walk!!! You can't read 'How to get a date with a British blond rockstar in just two weeks' UNTIL you've read 'How to get a British blond rockstar to dump his stunningly beautiful actress girlfriend in one night.'!!!!

Oi! I wrote these books!

Oooooooooooh sorry:

 

'How to get a British blond rockstar to dump his stunningly beautiful actress girlfriend in one night' © Kettercat

 

I hope your ego feels better now :D :P ;)

Yes :D

I'll let you guys know when the next book, "How To Get a British Car-Trasher Rockstar To Marry You", is finished.

Noni needs to read the first two first, give her a chance!!! You're just in it for the money :rolleyes:. Where's the passion gone I ask you :D

 

What happened to the Chris and Jonny's secret love story, you need to write that!!!!

Ooooh, but I thought that when the first date will arrive he'll forgive her...

And he could write: 'How to change a blondie hollywood actress for a dark spanish nice girl in just two seconds'...

Noni needs to read the first two first, give her a chance!!! You're just in it for the money :rolleyes:. Where's the passion gone I ask you :D

 

What happened to the Chris and Jonny's secret love story, you need to write that!!!!

 

Good idea! I'll call Jonny tomorrow morning and ask him to tell me more about the 'personal stuff' he and Chris were talking about.

And I could write:

'How to help a nice Spanish dark girl get a blond rockstar, then stab her in the back and grab him for yourself in just 1.5 seconds' :sneaky:

Noni needs to read the first two first, give her a chance!!! You're just in it for the money :rolleyes:. Where's the passion gone I ask you :D

 

What happened to the Chris and Jonny's secret love story, you need to write that!!!!

 

Good idea! I'll call Jonny tomorrow morning and ask him to tell me more about the 'personal stuff' he and Chris were talking about.

 

You have Jonny's phone number??? And you never thought to share it?? That's just wrong!!! :angry: ;)

Well it's 077746-MOUSTACHE

Oooooooh, mimi, I'm so dissapointed with you... :cry:

'Cos I'm gonna buy a gun and start a war... eeeep, no sorry...

'Cos I'm gonna buy a notebook and start a book called 'How Mimi can be so evil'...

Well it's 077746-MOUSTACHE

 

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Parents are looking at me weirdly cos I'm laughing out loud. Heehee.

 

Noni just want to say:

 

'I...............I never meant to cause you trouble and I never meant to do you wrong, and oooooooooooooh if I ever caused you trouble, ooooh I never meant to do you wrong............' :(

:lol: :P

 

But don't call after 8PM, it's his and Chris' bedtime.