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Post piccies of the sexy Mr Berryman..

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  • :lol:   I remember at the concert in Paris in September, when they were on the x-stage I noticed Guy doing some hip movements and laughed and told the gurl next to me, who had noticed it too :lol: N

  • The many face's of Guy from tumblr :D

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I actually considered getting it before I knew he had it. Then a couple days later I saw the pic where he wore it. I was like "Mom, I have to have this shirt now."

 

Hehehehehehe.

But... you're wearing a guy shirt! Well... I guess there really is no difference, huh?

I've been wearing guy's clothes for like 10 years now. That's what happens when you get your bro's hand-me-downs.

Hahaha my mom gave me my brother's FLANNELS. What 7-year-old girl would wear her brother's undergarments? EEW. And... it had.. that... hole... for... umm... yeah. ew.

LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

I got Spider-Man shirts and all that. So what do I buy on my own today? Spider-Man shirts and all that. And guys at school always say I have the coolest shirts. :lol: So it's all good.

 

Okay. I'm going to type out that Guy nightmare I had... in a sec...

The one where he let you fall to your death? haah. Okay, I might be weird when I say this, but... I kind of... imagine that Coldplay is there with me. Like okay if I'm doing something in my room, alone, I like... talk... to... them...

 

I sound schizophrenic. :lol: But I'm not. I just uhhh... have issues with talking to myself/people who aren't really there.

Don't feel alone, 'cause I do the same thing. I tell "them" how much I hate math. Or practice what I'd say in case I ever got to meet them. :lol:

 

Okay. Dream. For some reason, my French class was going to a Coldplay concert. To get to the... resting area or wherever we were supposed to be, we had to scale a hotel. My dad and sis came along. There we all were, 20+ kids and an adult sidling on a small hotel ledge.

 

We turned the final corner, and I saw inside the room. There Guy was, playing video games on this beanbag chair. I finally hopped inside of his room and only my sis followed. Guy totally ignored me, so I looked around. My dad was suddenly Chris Martin and was talking to my sis.

 

Out of a sliding door, there went rails that pretty much nosedived down the 15 stories of where the room sat in the hotel. "So this is where you guys ski?" I asked, trying to make conversation with someone I'd wanted to meet forever. How did I get "ski"? Don't ask me.

 

"Yes," Guy said, not turning his head from the TV.

 

"Oh... cool." So I leaned over the edge of the ledge to check the "skiing rails" out. I yelped as I went over too far, catching a rail just in time.

 

Guy didn't notice.

 

"Help me... please, help me!" I begged.

 

He looked over his shoulder, then back to his games.

 

I was hanging on for my life here. "Come on, Guy! Please! I'm going to fall -- and you'll be responsible for it! Please!"

 

He finally put the controller down, stood up, and walked up to five feet away from me. He crossed his arms and looked down.

 

"No, we won't be. Do you remember that contract you signed before your field trip?"

 

My fingers are slipping. "Y...yeah..."

 

He smirked. "It stated that Coldplay are not liable for anything that may happen to you."

 

"Are you KIDDING me?! Please help me UP!"

 

Guy rolled his eyes and grabbed my arms. He hoisted me up, and as soon as I was steady on my feet, he went back to playing video games. I was relieved beyond belief. So I rubbed his hair and kissed him by his eye for saving my life. You know, even though he was ready to let me DIE.

 

I said thanks and went into his closet and sat there, watching Chris Martin talk to my sister.

 

The end. :cry:

 

Wow that was long.

man guy seems like an a*shole in ur dream.. yet all i could think about was how sexxxy he mustve looked smirking.. :lol:

Damn he WAS. But he was so cruel. He was a bastard in more than one dream, too. Which makes me sad. :cry:

 

:wink3: :lol:

He smirked. "It stated that Coldplay are not liable for anything that may happen to you."

 

LMFAO!!

 

That's the best thing I've ever read - EVER!

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

^ Oh my he looks like a Greco-Roman statue!!!

 

It also reminds me of David by Michaelangolo :stunned:

:lol: howdy steph

 

oh and KM that dream was a cracker!! i wish i could take my vote back and vote you most funny poster :lol:

i hope you haven't been taking any illicit substances :stunned:

The way you described your dream was excellent i could visualise it in my head all i can do is :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

David by Michaelangelo/Guy Berryman = *THUD*

^ OMG the statue fell on GUy *SCREAMS- and runs around like a chicken without a head* :lol: :rolleyes:

You ain't seen nuthin' yet! :lol:

 

I'd definitely have this in my bedroom... :cool: :wink3:

:lol: loving that angle :stunned: :sneaky: :lol:

sori had these left :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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