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My brother always smells good haha. One reason why he's so photogenic haha. Girls actually go crazy over him, but he doesn't want a gf. He's very much the typical bachelor. It's gonna be a whiiileee before my siblings get married. My sister's not gonna date until she's out of medical schools, so that's when she's around 26. Whoo, long time.

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  • :lol:   I remember at the concert in Paris in September, when they were on the x-stage I noticed Guy doing some hip movements and laughed and told the gurl next to me, who had noticed it too :lol: N

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Well, it's probably less to worry about. You can do things without having to worry about calling someone every day or whatever.

Yeah, it's like that Destiny's Child song "Bug a Boo" lol.

 

Yeah, with all my bro's roommates and all... he's not gonna have a gf for a while. He's too boyish. Not ready to settle down.

Don't feel alone, 'cause I do the same thing. I tell "them" how much I hate math. Or practice what I'd say in case I ever got to meet them. :lol:

 

Okay. Dream. For some reason, my French class was going to a Coldplay concert. To get to the... resting area or wherever we were supposed to be, we had to scale a hotel. My dad and sis came along. There we all were, 20+ kids and an adult sidling on a small hotel ledge.

 

We turned the final corner, and I saw inside the room. There Guy was, playing video games on this beanbag chair. I finally hopped inside of his room and only my sis followed. Guy totally ignored me, so I looked around. My dad was suddenly Chris Martin and was talking to my sis.

 

Out of a sliding door, there went rails that pretty much nosedived down the 15 stories of where the room sat in the hotel. "So this is where you guys ski?" I asked, trying to make conversation with someone I'd wanted to meet forever. How did I get "ski"? Don't ask me.

 

"Yes," Guy said, not turning his head from the TV.

 

"Oh... cool." So I leaned over the edge of the ledge to check the "skiing rails" out. I yelped as I went over too far, catching a rail just in time.

 

Guy didn't notice.

 

"Help me... please, help me!" I begged.

 

He looked over his shoulder, then back to his games.

 

I was hanging on for my life here. "Come on, Guy! Please! I'm going to fall -- and you'll be responsible for it! Please!"

 

He finally put the controller down, stood up, and walked up to five feet away from me. He crossed his arms and looked down.

 

"No, we won't be. Do you remember that contract you signed before your field trip?"

 

My fingers are slipping. "Y...yeah..."

 

He smirked. "It stated that Coldplay are not liable for anything that may happen to you."

 

"Are you KIDDING me?! Please help me UP!"

 

Guy rolled his eyes and grabbed my arms. He hoisted me up, and as soon as I was steady on my feet, he went back to playing video games. I was relieved beyond belief. So I rubbed his hair and kissed him by his eye for saving my life. You know, even though he was ready to let me DIE.

 

I said thanks and went into his closet and sat there, watching Chris Martin talk to my sister.

 

The end. :cry:

 

Wow that was long.

OMG I just read this! I was laughing so har I literally cried! :lol: :lol:

wow this thread grows by the second!

Don't feel alone, 'cause I do the same thing. I tell "them" how much I hate math. Or practice what I'd say in case I ever got to meet them. :lol:

 

Okay. Dream. For some reason, my French class was going to a Coldplay concert. To get to the... resting area or wherever we were supposed to be, we had to scale a hotel. My dad and sis came along. There we all were, 20+ kids and an adult sidling on a small hotel ledge.

 

We turned the final corner, and I saw inside the room. There Guy was, playing video games on this beanbag chair. I finally hopped inside of his room and only my sis followed. Guy totally ignored me, so I looked around. My dad was suddenly Chris Martin and was talking to my sis.

 

Out of a sliding door, there went rails that pretty much nosedived down the 15 stories of where the room sat in the hotel. "So this is where you guys ski?" I asked, trying to make conversation with someone I'd wanted to meet forever. How did I get "ski"? Don't ask me.

 

"Yes," Guy said, not turning his head from the TV.

 

"Oh... cool." So I leaned over the edge of the ledge to check the "skiing rails" out. I yelped as I went over too far, catching a rail just in time.

 

Guy didn't notice.

 

"Help me... please, help me!" I begged.

 

He looked over his shoulder, then back to his games.

 

I was hanging on for my life here. "Come on, Guy! Please! I'm going to fall -- and you'll be responsible for it! Please!"

 

He finally put the controller down, stood up, and walked up to five feet away from me. He crossed his arms and looked down.

 

"No, we won't be. Do you remember that contract you signed before your field trip?"

 

My fingers are slipping. "Y...yeah..."

 

He smirked. "It stated that Coldplay are not liable for anything that may happen to you."

 

"Are you KIDDING me?! Please help me UP!"

 

Guy rolled his eyes and grabbed my arms. He hoisted me up, and as soon as I was steady on my feet, he went back to playing video games. I was relieved beyond belief. So I rubbed his hair and kissed him by his eye for saving my life. You know, even though he was ready to let me DIE.

 

I said thanks and went into his closet and sat there, watching Chris Martin talk to my sister.

 

The end. :cry:

 

Wow that was long.

 

sorry, KM but it is really FUNNY :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

 

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:lol: :lol:

I've always thought that he looks like a perfect statue :D

Guy makes me cry. :lol:

 

This thread's gained like 5 pages since last night!

man.. look at his.. abs..

yeah I leave for one night and come back and I'm so lost I have to go back and read like 7 pages

That'd be so digusting to make a statue like that. Eeeeeww. :lol:

:lol: :lol:

In order to get the SNL video I started to look on Lindsay Lohan fansites :lol: Now I'm downloading the SNL but it doesn't have the Coldplay and Weekend Update but I hope there is the final part :P

If it doesn't I will give up. :snore:

ohh yeah! forgot about that! If I can tape my tv screen with a digital I'll upload it..

Good luck with that! Tell us what you think if you see it!

 

And a statue like that would only disturb me because I wouldn't be able to stop sneaking peaks at it. Bad me. :wink3:

Good luck with that! Tell us what you think if you see it!

 

And a statue like that would only disturb me because I wouldn't be able to stop sneaking peaks at it. Bad me.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm downloading it now if it has the final part I'll give the address to download it.

:D ;)

:smug: :smug: :smug:

i took a screen cap of guy licking his lips.. and just though id share. :P

 

its from the live 2003 dvd.

Me too.

Spent too many hours on Lindsay Fansites(totally torture) for nothing :/

thanks :D.. heres the bigger version of my avi.. also a screen cap from live 2003 dvd

 

 

swoon away ladies.. i know i did.. :lol:

Oh my goodness... :wideeyed: :wideeyed: :wideeyed:

o dear god....TLO are you rtying to kill me>?? :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned:

 

 

 

 

 

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