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Well the two nuns were arguing on a friday about random name day and nun 1 went to gets some oven gloves to take the baked chicken from the oven but nun 2 wanted the privledge so they were both holding onto a leg of the chicken and pop, it flew on top of the fridge and could never be reached. Within two days the whole nunery smelled of off-chicken and nun 1 spontaneously combusted :/ :( It was a sad say and that's why we're always advised to fry on friday :( :dozey:

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He shoulda been roasted... :bigcry: For the love of GOD he shoulda been rooooasted....

 

 

 

 

 

Ive said too much. :stunned:

shhhhhh....we might not be able to go to SVEEEDEN again if we speak about it again.....I took it to far :( maybe I'll never be allowed to touch a peg again :stunned: :/

Hahaha lets not arise suspicion hahaha theyre listening right now :lol: :lol:

 

Just move your lips so it looks like were talking about the dodgers game!

 

OH YES THE DODGERS GAME DIDNT GO WELL AT ALL EH SPORTSFANS :lol:

 

Hahaha soon :lol: we'll :lol: make :lol: our :lol: escape :stunned:

 

:stunned:

 

:lol: SO THE DODGERS EH?! :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:stunned:

That is so tragic!!!! :bigcry:

Yeah...those dodgers ey? I like how that player....hit the ball....erm.... :idea2:

 

 

Pigeon legs #5.7 :stunned:

Hahaha Dodgers are you sure 5.7?! I was wondering but hahaha I swear to god theyre nuts! And the new season is looking grim guys hahaha.... we just dont have to take that chance running out wards not sidewards not inwards...

 

Hahaha well I hope by the ninth inning they can stir something up Y'know by the start of it all we shall see the end :stunned: :stunned:

 

:lol:

dodgers are in first place :smug:

The end is only the beginning of what we become blind to seeing....shiny things :idea2:

 

But all those shoes......1 :o

Shhhh damn you!

 

*Runs away on a chicken* :stunned:

The tablets have all fallen down the toilet Ali :/ what to do now, i just dunny know :(

 

Hey mimimimimimimimiimimimimiiiiiiiiiiii, how's everything now? :cool:

 

Helloooooooooooooo I'm still mostly internetless and have to claw my way to the cable. Pfffft.! :rolleyes:

 

How's the VR cows today?

Hello Mimi! :cool:

 

(Watchout chickens :uhoh: )

Shhhh damn you!

 

*Runs away on a chicken* :stunned:

 

 

 

:stunned: *panics and faints* :stunned:

Hello Mimi! :cool:

 

(Watchout chickens :uhoh: )

 

Hello Mr. You.

 

Chickens? Where? :worried:

Between my legs :stunned:

 

That didnt sound right. :sick:

 

I need a better form of transportation..

Mim! I missed you! How are you? :D

:stunned: I didn't think it was possible to run on a chicken :stunned: *shocking stuff*

 

Hey again mimi! Oh that sucks cheesy chips! :/

 

The cows in the meadow are mooing so that's always a relief! :D

How's the master of buttonectomys?

:stunned: I didn't think it was possible to run on a chicken :stunned: *shocking stuff*

 

Yeah but its messy stuff :sick:

Was it marinated? :o :/

Mim! I missed you! How are you? :D

 

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, I'm groovy and you?

 

:stunned: I didn't think it was possible to run on a chicken :stunned: *shocking stuff*

 

Hey again mimi! Oh that sucks cheesy chips! :/

 

The cows in the meadow are mooing so that's always a relief! :D

How's the master of buttonectomys?

 

Well he's a little peeved because a case of mistaken identity meant he ended up in a packet of milky buttons for a couple of days :/

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, I'm groovy and you?

 

I think I'm excited :lol: Naw, I'm groovy too.. ;) :D

Well he's a little peeved because a case of mistaken identity meant he ended up in a packet of milky buttons for a couple of days

No air holes? But he would have become all melty! :confused:

He probably had to eat raw carrots and spinach for a week...good for the mental jelly!

Congratulations on 300 pages :cool:

Whooho! Page 300! :o :D Congrats! :D Time for celebration!!!!

 

 

 

*Getting on top of a table*

Ah so it is! :idea2:

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