yea so me and my family.....fuck grammar.....went to blackwater river florida for some fun in the sun of cannoeing and camping *throws fake smile with thumbs up* yea so im sunburnt again my aracnophobia has increased tin fold and i fucking hate family trips. we canooyed 18 miles 6 first day 12 today and i am worse of burnt than when i posted my other thread my whole family is burnt. i was in a boonie's town for 2 days with freakish boonie kids and a friggin motor cycle that sounded like a chain saw last night at 12 midnight. awwwwww ok must be more speciifc.. ok heres i go

 

 

aracnophobia- im usually not afriad of spiders but some taunting spirit made a change to that today. last night i was in a tent full of god knows what .....spiders too and i wasnt afriad.....woke up with 2 spider bites didnt care. but when me and my sister were canooying down the river i started too. we didnt turn left or right fast enough so we found ourselves floating faster than it seemed into branches and trees and other stuff of the sort. and with branches come spiders.....HUGE SPIDERS BANANA SPIDERS and with banana spiders comes inaudible shrieking and crying and shaking from me. yes i was a nervous fucking wreck. and so we had to stp the boat.....ponder on why i was having a nervous break down. my dad repeated to me that there were no fatal spiders down here and rarely they bite. gah it was a nightmare. just those creepy skinny legs slowing climbing over the edge of the.....JKFHIKWRENHELRJTU!!!! ahhh thats freaky ok and we go on.....to...

 

sunburn- third degree again......sparatic blisters this time and get this. I WORE FUCKING SUN SCREEN!

 

family fun in the sun= numerous predicaments followed with fighting and than laughing and more fighting. we camped like 1 night and we were lugging a blowup boat roped down with pretty much our entire house; that was connected to my parents canoe. well with that comes extra weight which makes it harder to pattle which causes alot of crashing into branches. well all ive heard all day is "JANICE I SAID RIGHT! BOO IM GOING RIGHT YOU SAID LEFT BOOOOOOO!!!!!! YOU FUCKER PADDLE!!!!!! and than im laughing at them because my sister and i are pretty much olypmic canoyers. yea so my head hurts from that.

 

freakish boonie kids- yea so we are nearing the end where tourists gather and like to stare at us and our hicky boat on the back of the canoe shouting things like "camping out here for a month" and " you know your dragging a boat" but the freakiest thing is when kids start to scream "BOOBS!" in a weird boonie accent and start chasing the canoe and we are trying to get the fuck out of there and we get caught on a tree. whilst being chased by a couple of twits of no older than 10. my sister gets out....almost tipping us....and she almost falls...bends over....(shes pretty hott.....16.....120lbs. yea and..) and one of the kids mumbles "ooooh" and than the youngest of the three in a strong boonie dialect goes "he said ohhhh at your butt" and im like WTF either help us or go fuck yourself!!! and than this one guy who looks like a character out of the new or old texas chainsaw massacre with his head looking like its permenatly bent to the "rubber neckin" style comes freakishly strolling through the water towards us when we get stuck saying really calmy " yall campin out....doin the 18 mile?" and my sister the fake-im-a-happy-person- person as she is says all politely "yes sir we are campin out" and than i quickly get us unstuck before he can reach us and than we run for our lives.....after hes out of sight im like "you fucker! how about you tell him the color of our tent and what our dog looks like and invite him for some tea!" god. that man was freaky. than if things couldnt get worse we are all laying in our tent at like 12 and we here what, with our boonie-warped brains ,sounds like a chainsaw coming close and i sit up start shaking my sister nonshilantly says "omg omg omg"...she does that when she is really scared rather than the stereotypical shrieking of girls. and my dad is like " what is that.....oh thats just a motorcycle going through the trails over there" gah that freaked us out.

 

ya so that is my mis-adventures...of the weekend. half of you wont read it because the length turns you off. aight im out. :smug: :wink3:

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*catches tear in hands* heres ya go! :) im ok....until morning.

when me and my sister were canooying down the river i started too. we didnt turn left or right fast enough so we found ourselves floating faster than it seemed into branches and trees and other stuff of the sort. and with branches come spiders.....HUGE SPIDERS BANANA SPIDERS and with banana spiders comes inaudible shrieking and crying and shaking from me. yes i was a nervous fucking wreck. and so we had to stp the boat.....ponder on why i was having a nervous break down. my dad repeated to me that there were no fatal spiders down here and rarely they bite. gah it was a nightmare. just those creepy skinny legs slowing climbing over the edge of the.....JKFHIKWRENHELRJTU!!!! ahhh thats freaky ok and we go on.....to...

 

Are you me?

 

I swares that happened to me a few years ago when I went!!!

i just might be.....that was horrific. every five seconds id have a 2 millisecond spert of spastic id like feel a little hair brush against my back and than id like shriek and start slapping and swatting at my back. :rolleyes:

Ahahahaha

 

 

See, I was sitting in the middle of the canoe and it drifted towards the trees lining the water... and there was this HUGE FREAKIN SPIDER. So I'm FREAKING OUT, i jumped to the back of the canoe and then I'm ducking and rolling on the bottom. I almost flipped the thing! :stunned:

 

:lol:

And, of course, we were in a group. Most of the people I didn't even know. All the other canoers(sp?...oh god) were laughing their asses off. It took forever for me to live it down!

pics :sneaky:

:wink3: :stunned:

you've gotta learn to stay out of the sun :lol:

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In the piccies was that after you were sunburnt or before? :o