but drinking makes me calm down

 

not me......it makes me........crazy. :sneaky:

Hahaha now his parents think your a drunkard. Now they'll always refer to you as 'Drunk Laura' forever. And they'll say it in a stern tone.

 

"Oh, is Drunk Laura coming to dinner then? :confused: " *Locks liquor cabinet*

Hahaha now his parents think your a drunkard. Now they'll always refer to you as 'Drunk Laura' forever. And they'll say it in a stern tone.

 

"Oh, is Drunk Laura coming to dinner then? " *Locks liquor cabinet*

 

OH NO!! hahahahahhahahah :lol: Man, i really dug myself a huge hole, eh? Damn.

Oh dear, DRUNK LAURA's got the giggles again :confused: :/

Oh dear, DRUNK LAURA's got the giggles again

 

Is that my official new name? oh dear. That's not impressive at all! :stunned:

Maybe to some friendly college frat boys it is :wink3:

Maybe to some friendly college frat boys it is

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol: Ok, that was funny Reilly. :lol:

but drinking makes me calm down

 

not me......it makes me........crazy. :sneaky:

 

 

ohhh you were talking about drinking alcohol? I was talking about water...or anything liquid...when I get nervous I have to be drinking something to calm myself down ;) :D :embarrased: :D

oooh. i see Jo. :)

When Im nervous whiskey shoots it out of me.

When Im nervous whiskey shoots it out of me.

 

whiskey, ya say? *searches for shot glass and makes her way over to Bananaman* :)

Man, I'm done with alcohol. That stuff is nothing but trouble.

 

(By "done with alcohol," what I actually mean is "done with alcohol for two or three days.")

I'll drink you under the table!

 

(That was both a threat and a pick-up line) :wink3:

(By "done with alcohol," what I actually mean is "done with alcohol for two or three days.")

 

I thought that's what you meant. :lol:

 

I'll drink you under the table!

 

(That was both a threat and a pick-up line)

 

I'm a sucker for a Bananaman pick-up line. :lol: :lol:

Oooh what kinda sucking? :dozey:

 

:confused:

Oooh what kinda sucking?

 

:o Inappropriateness... :D

Oh yes Laura, I can be very... inappropriate... :wink3:

 

(That was meant to sound sensual but ended up just plain confusing...uh)

 

KISS ME :kiss:

Oh yes Laura, I can be very... inappropriate ...

 

Oh i know Reilly...you're the king, remember! :wink3:

 

KISS ME

 

You don't have to tell me twice. :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Damn, that was surprisingly easy. :)

 

Now I wonder if I should really test my luck... :o

Now I wonder if I should really test my luck...

 

oi. :lol: :lol:

hahaha this thread is mucho funny :lol:

 

Drunk Laura :lol:

Drunk Laura

 

you called? :sneaky: :lol:

Teehehe

Hi Reilly!! :kiss:

Hey there pretty lady, how are ye?